X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,934bf546208f4a5d,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2002-12-16 12:54:44 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!cyclone.bc.net!sjc70.webusenet.com!news.webusenet.com!wn12feed!wn13feed!worldnet.att.net!204.127.198.204!attbi_feed4!attbi_feed3!attbi.com!sccrnsc02.POSTED!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Fuzzball On Trial, Part 4 From: Eurakarte Organization: http://www.eurakarte.com Message-ID: User-Agent: Xnews/5.04.25 X-Plankton-Plankton: Yes Lines: 91 NNTP-Posting-Host: 12.227.9.12 X-Complaints-To: abuse@attbi.com X-Trace: sccrnsc02 1040072080 12.227.9.12 (Mon, 16 Dec 2002 20:54:40 GMT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 16 Dec 2002 20:54:40 GMT Date: Mon, 16 Dec 2002 20:54:40 GMT Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:21120 Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL! [12/16/02] Today's Adventure: "Fuzzball On Trial IV" =================================================================== Well, at least we tried. /;;;\ / Wow. Can you believe the |O | / judge sentenced me to |n | __/ 32768 years? \---/ \ \\/\/ | \_______ \ 0/ -+- /\\// / \ ------------------------------------------------------------------- Fuzzball! This Hey, shouldn't /;;;\ letter came for the police have dragged |O | you! \ /-"-\ me off yet? |n | \ |O | \ \---/ \____ |v | \ \/\// | \---/ \_ / 0\ -+- /-+- /\\\/ / \ / \ ------------------------------------------------------------------- Blah, blah... _X\ Sentencing... blah, /;;;\ /| \\ blah... Negative |O | /-"-\ ||/-Y-\ 32767 years? |- | |O | ||| #| \ \---/ |- | | | ##| \/\/\ | \---/ \---/ / 0/ -+- -+- _/ \_ \/\\/--- / \ / \ ------------------------------------------------------------------- Allow me to explain. You see, Carbo- Nation's legal _X\ /;;;\ system is run on /| \\ |O | /-"-\ extremely primitive ||/-Y-\ |- | |O | 386 PCs. \ ||| #| \---/ |- | \___ | | ##| \/\/\ | \---/ \---/ /0 / -+- -+- _/ \_ \/\\/--- / \ / \ ------------------------------------------------------------------- Such a large number caused an over- flow error, wrapping _X\ /;;;\ it back around to /| \\ |O | /-"-\ -32767 years. ||/-Y-\ |- | |O | \ ||| #| \---/ |- | \______ | | ##| \/\/\ | \---/ \---/ /0 / -+- -+- _/ \_ \/\\/--- / \ / \ ------------------------------------------------------------------- Which probably means you could commit as much crime as you _X\ /;;;\ wanted, as long as /| \\ |O | /-"-\ the sentence ||/-Y-\ |- | |O | doesn't exceed ||| #| \---/ |- | 32767 years! Ha ha! | | ##| \/\/\ | \---/ \---/ /0 / -+- -+- _/ \_ \/\\/--- / \ / \ ------------------------------------------------------------------- _X\ /;;;\ /| \\ |O | /-"-\ ||/-Y-\ |- | |O | ||| #| \---/ |- | | | ##| \/\/\ | \---/ \---/ /0 / -+- -+- _/ \_ \/\\/--- / \ / \ ------------------------------------------------------------------- I think I'll go see what's happening /X_ /;;;\ at that jewelry // |\ |O | /-"-\ store downtown. /-Y-\|| |- | |O | / |# ||| \---/ |- | \/\/\ / |## | | | \---/ /0 / \---/ -+- -+- \/\\/ _/ \_ --- / \ / \ =================================================================== The FUNKY FUZZBALL is written by Eurakarte at eurakarte@attbi.com The Fuzzball Comic Archives are located at http://www.eurakarte.com/ -- //Eurakarte Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON. http://www.eurakarte.com