X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: fc8ee,61cef3a4d5b80eac,start X-Google-Attributes: gidfc8ee,public X-Google-Thread: 112c08,61cef3a4d5b80eac,start X-Google-Attributes: gid112c08,public X-Google-Thread: f996b,61cef3a4d5b80eac,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2002-04-12 17:30:28 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.gtei.net!newscon02.news.prodigy.com!newsmst01.news.prodigy.com!prodigy.com!postmaster.news.prodigy.com!newssvr15.news.prodigy.com.POSTED!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art,alt.silly.little.newsgroup,alt.prince.of.plankton Subject: The Funky Fuzzball In: "Nuclear Fuzzball" From: eurakarte@eurakarte.com (Eurakarte) Organization: http://eurakarte.com Message-ID: <91EEC61D7planktonprince@207.115.63.150> User-Agent: Xnews/03.04.11 X-Plankton-Plankton: Ye( Lines: 123 NNTP-Posting-Host: 64.197.228.20 X-Complaints-To: abuse@prodigy.net X-Trace: newssvr15.news.prodigy.com 1018657301 ST000 64.197.228.20 (Fri, 12 Apr 2002 20:21:41 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 12 Apr 2002 20:21:41 EDT X-UserInfo1: SCSGWWCEXJUARS\YTHAF]ODD[[UTB_LILIXNMVMHQYUJUZ]CCVWCPG[YMDXZH^[K[FFQZHBM@FX\NJOCW^TGNQLFRFU_HSDIHX[FCUWCXLP@PBL\BKFXXVGCM\CCKFVL_T[GJLBM@Q^]WKGS]T]M^NG_YKYVGV_IJYXS@MCBT[@JPRXECDFZMSXG]NVQQTJL Date: Sat, 13 Apr 2002 00:21:41 GMT Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:16827 alt.silly.little.newsgroup:39065 Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL! More Fuzzball can be found at http://www.eurakarte.com Today's Adventure: "Nuclear Fuzzball" =========================================================================== Oh boy! What is it now, Sherman! I have our Fuzzball? ticket to easy riches /;;;\ / and prosperity! |O | / \ |v | ____/ \ \---/ \ /\\/\ | \ 0\ -+- \/\\/ / \ --------------------------------------------------------------------------- We will enter the nuclear FUN AHOY! power plant business! Ever /;;;\ / since government deregulation, |O | / they have been going cheap! |v | __/ \ \---/ \ \\/\/ | \____ / 0\ -+- \//\/ / \ --------------------------------------------------------------------------- AND SO... There it is, Sherman! __-----__ Our ticket to loads of .` `. cash! \ : : \ |`---_____---`| \____ | |--------------------+ ' ' ==== ===== | It looks great! . . ==== ===== | \__ | | | --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am SO leaving __-----__ It does seem a bit negative feedback .` `. small, though. /;;;\ on that eBay guy. : : \____ |O | \ |`---_____---`| |- | \ | |--------------------+ \---/ \ / ' ' ==== ===== | | \ //\/\ . . ==== ===== | -+- \_ \0 \ | | | / \ \/\\/ --------------------------------------------------------------------------- LATER I have obtained the uranium at the lowest /;;;\ price possible, as Excellent! | O| instructed! / | v| ______/ / \---/ \ | | / / | \\\/\ / -+- - ====== - /O \ _/ / \ ====== /\\\/ --------------------------------------------------------------------------- At least, I think it's Fuzzball, I've uranium. It might be a started the __ /;;;\ side of beef. The guy reactors! / _X_ | O|/who sold it to me wasn't \ / / |\ | -| sure. \ /-Y-\ | | \---/ Great! \__ |## | | | | \\\/\ We're all |## | | -+- / 0/ / ready! \---/ / \ /\\/\ _/ \_ --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now that we are all _----_ started, what's the /;;;\ .' `. first thing on our Well, we have |O | : O= : agenda? to pay for a \|- | |`-____-`| / safety ins- \---/ | | \\\/\ / pection. | | TOXIC | / 0/ ___/ -+- | | \/\/\ / \ --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sherman, this is a business, and we have to do what's best for the customer, right? /;;;\ / |O | / Absolutely! |v | / \_\---/ \\\/\ / | / 0\ ___/ -+- \\/\/ / \ --------------------------------------------------------------------------- If we pay all that money for the inspection, we could go bankrupt, leaving the customer without electricity! And all so we can have /;;;\ needless perks like "safety certificates" |O | and "radiation leakage proofing!" |v | / I guess / \---/ \\/\/ / you're right! | / 0\ ___/ -+- \\/\/ / \ --------------------------------------------------------------------------- \ \ Fuzzball! The reactor reached \ \ critical point and boiled over! \ \ Hundreds of gallons of nuclear /;;;\ \ \ waste is heading down the hill- |O | /-Y-\ side into town! |o | | ##| / Don't worry, \---/ | ##| __/ Planktonman! Every- /\\\/ | \---/ thing's OK! \___ \0 \ -+- _/ \_ /\\/\ / \ ------0-------------------------------------------------------------------- __ __ How do you know? / \ / \ / /;;;\ | \ / | / The bank we keep our |O | | /-Y-\ | / money in is in |- | | | ##| / another town! \ \---/ | | ##| ___/ \ /\\/\ | \---/ \_ /0 \ -+- _/ \_ \\//\ / \ =========================================================================== The FUNKY FUZZBALL is written by Eurakarte at eurakarte@eurakarte.com The Fuzzball Comic Archives are located at http://wwww.eurakarte.com/fuzzball -- //Eurakarte Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON. http://eurakarte.com