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>
>                            WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE
>

Come on ! .. Even I can do better captions than that !

 __                                             __
 ||_____________________________________________||
 ||  _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _  .----------------------------------.
 || {                            ( You DO have proctection .. right ? )
 || {                        _   _`--,-------------------------------'
 || {   _______________     |*\_/*|________   } ||
 || {  |  ___________  |   ||_/-\_|______  |  } ||
 || {  | |           | |   | |           | |  } ||
 || {  | |    O   O  | |   | |  O   O    | |  } ||
 || {  | |     -     | |   | |     -     | |  } ||
 || {  | |   \___/   | |   | |   \___/   | |  } ||
 || {  | |___     ___| |   | |___________| |  } ||
 || {  |_____|\_`.----------------------------------.
 || ......_|____( Dont worry baby .. I just had the  )
 ||  .   / **** ( lastest virusshiels installed last )
 ||   . /  ***** `-------. night ... TRUST ME! ,----'
 ||\   .----------------  `-------------------'     .
 ~~ \   .                                             .
     \   .                                              .
      \   .                                               .
       \   .                                                .
        \   .                                                 .
         \   .                                                  .
          \   .                                                   .
           \   .                                                    .
            \   (                                                    )
             \  (  .   .   .   .   .   .     .   .   .   .   .  .  . )
              \ |                                                    |
               \|____________________________________________________|
                  || |                                          || |
                  || |          " Safe Hex "       -cfbd-       || |
                   `~~                                           `~~

or how about :

"Ohh baby .. you sure know how to push my buttons !"

or

"I'm new at this .. where do I plugin"

or

"Watch out babe , I got da l33t3st gigabit interface installed .. just hope you
can handle my tranfer"

or

"Is that a joystick in your USB .. or are you just happy to C me"

or

"ICQ" .. "Hey you found me .. lover"

or

( SYSTEM HALTED ) .. "What ! .. I swear .. it have never gone floppy on me
before"

or

... HARD .. DRIVE

"What do you mean activation code ? - You didn't mention any of this when I
picked you up"

or

"Ohhh yeah !! Poke my registers!"


.. I'd better stop before i get carried away by the nice men in white coats

- CeeJay