X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: fc8ee,c502b651394cab53,start X-Google-Attributes: gidfc8ee,public X-Google-Thread: f996b,c502b651394cab53,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2001-09-04 13:54:03 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!newsfeed.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!sunqbc.risq.qc.ca!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.gtei.net!newscon02.news.prodigy.com!newsmst01.news.prodigy.com!prodigy.com!postmaster.news.prodigy.com!newssvr15.news.prodigy.com.POSTED!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art,alt.silly.little.newsgroup Subject: Fuzzball's Ratings Ploy From: eurakarte@eurakarte.com (Eurakarte) Organization: http://eurakarte.com Message-ID: <9112A61E3planktonprince@207.115.63.150> User-Agent: Xnews/03.04.11 X-Plankton-Plankton: Yes X-I-Love-Headers: Yes X-Fibble-Fibble: Basket Barrel X-I-Enjoy-Cheese: Monterey Jack X-Cheese-Wisdom: Take the bad with the gouda! Lines: 112 NNTP-Posting-Host: 64.197.228.37 X-Complaints-To: abuse@prodigy.net X-Trace: newssvr15.news.prodigy.com 999636822 2338377 64.197.228.37 (Tue, 04 Sep 2001 16:53:42 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 04 Sep 2001 16:53:42 EDT Date: Tue, 04 Sep 2001 20:53:42 GMT Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:7294 alt.silly.little.newsgroup:26652 Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL! More Fuzzball can be found at http://eurakarte.com Today's Adventure: "Fuzzball's Ratings Ploy" =========================================================================== Here at Fuzzball Comix Enterprises, So in the grand tradition of the money hasn't been flowing /;;;\ FOX Networks, we will do into the coffers as we'd have |O O| /stupid things in the hopes hoped. | v | / of amusing you, the viewer! \ \---/ \ /\/\\ | \_____________ /0 0\ -+- \/\\/ / \ --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'll go get my giant panda suit! /;;;\ / | O| / Well, he will, | v| __/ at least. \---/ \ /\/\\ | \_________ \0 0\ -+/ \/\\/ / \ --------------------------------------------------------------------------- LATER... First off, soaking Ready, Small Child in a Little Girl? delightful mixture \ /;;;\ of lighter fluid and /-"-\ \_______ |O | gasoline and setting |O O| |v | her aflame! | v | -Ready! \---/ /\\/\ / \---/ | +-+ / 0/ ___/ -+- -=###-+- > | \/\\/ / \ / \______/+-+ --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Then I will ___ apply the < * \_____ blowtorch! /;;;\ \ * -"-\ \ |O | / |O O \ \____|v | \ * v | \___ \---/ /\/\\ \__ \- - \__ | +-+ / 0/ \____ * * __-=###-+- > | /\\/\ / \______/ / \______/+-+ --------------------------------------------------------------------------- * * * * /;;;\ *\ * |O | / * \ ~ |v | /_ _\ _ ~ \---/ \/\\/ //*/ \#/ | ~~ | +-+ \ 0/ || * _* \_ ~-=###-+- > | \|\/\ // * * * \ / \______/+-+ --------------------------------------------------------------------------- . /;;;\ |O | * |v | ; * \---/ \/\/\ * . . . | +-+ \ 0/ ## # # -=###-+- > | /\/\| . ###,# ## # / \______/+-+ --------------------------------------------------------------------------- # , , ; , # # Alright! The fire ; /;;;\ finally got to the ; |O | kerosene! # \ | / / #|v | / # . \---/ /\/\\ / # \ B O O O M \ | +-+ / 0/ ____/ # ; -=###-+- > | /\\/\ | / \ \ ; / \______/+-+ --------------------------------------------------------------------------- " /;;;\ # ; |O | ; |- | ; \---/ /\/\\ . | +-+ / 0/ # # -=###-+- > | /\\/\ # ; ,.;;. # / \______/+-+ --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fuzzball, don't they wear flame-retardant suits on those reality TV shows? /;;;\ \ |O | # " \___ |- | ; \---/ /\/\| ; | +-+ / 0/ ; # . -=###-+- > | \/|/\ # # ; ,.;;. # / \______/+-+ --------------------------------------------------------------------------- /;;;\ |O | Oh, yeah. |- | / \---/ /\/|/ / | +-+ / 0/ ___/ # "; -=###-+- > | /\/|/ # # ; ; # ,.;;. ;.# / \______/+-+ =========================================================================== The FUNKY FUZZBALL is written by Eurakarte at eurakarte@eurakarte.com The Fuzzball Comic Archives are located at http://eurakarte.com/fuzzball ---------------------------------------- //Eurakarte Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON. http://eurakarte.com