X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: fc8ee,a85a6360bd2813e1,start X-Google-Attributes: gidfc8ee,public X-Google-Thread: f996b,a85a6360bd2813e1,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2001-09-07 18:48:17 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!newsfeed.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!sunqbc.risq.qc.ca!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.gtei.net!newscon02.news.prodigy.com!newsmst01.news.prodigy.com!prodigy.com!postmaster.news.prodigy.com!newssvr17.news.prodigy.com.POSTED!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art,alt.silly.little.newsgroup Subject: World Events with Fuzzball From: eurakarte@eurakarte.com (Eurakarte) Organization: http://eurakarte.com Message-ID: <9115D8B90planktonprince@207.115.63.157> User-Agent: Xnews/03.04.11 X-Plankton-Plankton: Yes X-I-Love-Headers: Yes X-Fibble-Fibble: Basket Barrel X-I-Enjoy-Cheese: Monterey Jack X-Cheese-Wisdom: Take the bad with the gouda! Lines: 92 NNTP-Posting-Host: 64.197.228.29 X-Complaints-To: abuse@prodigy.net X-Trace: newssvr17.news.prodigy.com 999913670 2338377 64.197.228.29 (Fri, 07 Sep 2001 21:47:50 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 07 Sep 2001 21:47:50 EDT Date: Sat, 08 Sep 2001 01:47:50 GMT Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:7367 alt.silly.little.newsgroup:26850 Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL! More Fuzzball can be found at http://eurakarte.com Today's Adventure: "World Events with Fuzzball" =========================================================================== Hello, Fuzzball here. And I'm going to deliver the latest events from Carbo-Nation to you /\\\/ / people in the United States and /0 0\ __/ those other countries, too. -+------------+- | | | | --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today's big story: Carbo-Nation legislators outlaw oxygen. As usual, Sherman Oppenheimer, our \/\\/ /roving reporter, is on the \0 0/ ___/ scene. -+------------+- | | | | --------------------------------------------------------------------------- "While some people are +--+ I believe they've taken in support of this bill..." -+-"+- the appropriate course. /;;;\ /OOOO I certainly do not want | O| |O ooo my children growing up | -| |o o _/to be addicted to \---/ # \---/ oxygen! | / | -+-_/ -+-^ / \ / \# --------------------------------------------------------------------------- "...many are against it." +--+ -+"-+- I don't think it's a good idea /(((\ /;;;\ at all. Banning 'air' (one of \ | O| |O | it's street names) is in- \___| o| |- | appropriate. When used correctly, \---/ # \---/ it is completely harmless. | \ | -+- \-+- / \ / \ --------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Some radicals have begun +--+ I've got eight air tanks stockpiling air for when -+-"+- full of compressed air and it will no longer be /;;;\ /###\ ready to go! available in stores." | O| |###| | -| |o | \---/ # \---/ _ _ _ _ _ _ | / | + + + + + + + + + + + -+-/ -+- | | | | | | | | | | | / \ / \ +_+ +_+ +_+ +_+ +_+ +_ --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Legislators have also In science today, a bright young passed bills outlawing man invented a painless cure for hobos, bums, and vagrants. cancer. The chemotherapy ind- \ /|\// / ustry sued him and won, claiming \__________________ \0 0\ __/ the invention would put them out -+------------+- of business. He has been jailed. | | | | --------------------------------------------------------------------------- This just in: the makers because they fail to warn that of Sbeef brand cow-flavoured consuming Sbeef renders you meat-like product have issued unable to swim, operate heavy a recall of 10,000 tins of /\\// / machinery, or retain control Sbeef... \___ \0 0/ ____/ of your bladder for 45 minutes. -+------------+- | | | | --------------------------------------------------------------------------- +--+ And our final bit of news I got that -+"-+- for the day: Starbucks was Have a latte you /;;;\ forced to temporarily close nice day! wanted, \ |O | today, after it was found \\/\| / Fuzzball! \__ |v | that over 15,000 gallons \__ \0 0/ ___/ \---/ of coffee had been laced -+------------+- ++ | with alcohol. | | ||-+- | | / \ =========================================================================== The FUNKY FUZZBALL is written by Eurakarte at eurakarte@eurakarte.com The Fuzzball Comic Archives are located at http://eurakarte.com/fuzzball ---------------------------------------- //Eurakarte Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON. http://eurakarte.com