X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,2b57072a769ff745,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2001-09-11 05:09:25 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!news2.google.com!newsfeed.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!news.tele.dk!small.news.tele.dk!130.133.1.3!fu-berlin.de!uni-berlin.de!213.242.128.42!not-for-mail From: "Joaquim Almgren Gandara" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Nerd Boy, episodes 35-39 Date: Tue, 11 Sep 2001 14:13:01 +0200 Lines: 192 Message-ID: <9nkutj$89hvp$1@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de> NNTP-Posting-Host: 213.242.128.42 X-Trace: fu-berlin.de 1000210163 8701945 213.242.128.42 (16 [102694]) X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.50.4522.1200 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.50.4522.1200 Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:7413 Finally! This growth formula will make me a 6'5" hunk of meat! It'll never work. ` , OO ..~ .||-V .<<. __ bb ____________ || __________ Just you wait. Bottoms up! Stupid Nerd Boy. ` , OO,> ..~ .||' .<<. __ bb ____________ || __________ ,---.-. Well, did / ,--.-\ , it work? |__/,-. \. | ; : ; : | | |-| | AAAAIEEE! | : ; \ ; , \ `-' ._\ oo~ `.__o/ -<<- .||-V // __ bb __________________________jg --- This is one of those strips where I had no idea when I made it whether people would find it funny. --- ,---.-. Crap. I thought that the / ,--.-\ , growth formula would turn |__/,-. \. me into a hunk, not a freak. | ; : ; : | | |-| | | : ; \ ; Told ya! \ `-' ._\ , `.__-/ ..~ .||. .<<. __________________ bb ____________________ || _______ ,---.-. No sweat. I'll just come up with / ,--.-\ , some kind of anti-dote, and.. |__/,-. \. woah.. w-WOAH! | ; : ; : | | o |-|o| | : ; \ ; \ `-' ._\ ! `.__O/ ..~ -\\- .<<. __________________ b b ___________________ || _______ Ooops... Great! Now I have to _______ ,'|_ , call triple-A -again-! /\(_____) '\ , | `. ,\ ~-- | | / b ->>- ____`._|______,'____________________________ |\ _____jg --- This joke is too American. And I'm from Europe. Go figure. --- ,-,---. This oversized, /-.--. \ unbalanced head is ./ ,-.\__| really bugging me. I need ; : ; : | to make an antidote. | |-| | | If I can just get to my : / : ; | lab without falling, ` /_, `-' / everything will be fine. \-__,' .||. ______ dd ____ ONE INCH AT A TIME, ,-,---. NERD BOY PRECARIOUSLY /-.--. \. WALKS THE 10 YARDS TO ./ ,-.\ / \ HIS LAB... Easy ; : ; :| | does it... |^|-| ^ | `-' ` : / : ; | /_, `-' / \o__,' -||- _____ d b __________________ AFTER TWO WHOLE ,-,---. HOURS... /-.--. \ ./ ,-.\_ | ;\: ; / : | Not to rub it in or anything, |o|-| - | | *twitch* but I think that door is too ___ gnk. : / : ; | *twitch* small for you, Potato Head. |LAB| ` /_, `-' / , | | \~__,' ..~ |o | .||. -<<. |___|__________ dd ______________________ || ___ jg --- I really don't like this one. I don't know why. It was fun playing around with facial expressions for a change though. --- ,-,---. /-.--. \ I finally made it ./ ,-.\__\ to my lab! Now I can ; : ; : | revert the effect of | |-| | | , that stupid growth : / : ; | formula and get a /_, `-' / normal-sized head! \o__,' _U__v___ .||. | | dd ,-,---. /-.--. \ ./ ,-.\__\ ; : ; : | Some of this... | |-| | | , : / : ; | /_, `-' / ,>\.__,' ______U_ `//. | | d d _\V/_ ,-,---. >BAM< /-.--. \ /'^'\ _/ _._\__\ Wait. d8b d888b | It's all coming 888-88888 | , back to me... Y8/ Y888P | I don't know /_, `"' / crap about \-__,' chemistry. ______U_ v-|| | | dd jg --- I don't, so why should he? It's only fair. Interesting -- when I see this and the previous strip together, they seem to form a whole composition with nice flow... and stuff. --- Hi. * ,--. ` OO ,-------- ~.. -. | \ \ *bloop* .||. |`-.______>>o. _`-. +-+-+ *bleep* bb |__|______ \\ \__||___,| | | So you got rid of that big head of yours, huh? Made an antidote to that freaky growth formula? *throw* ,o , ( ,--. OO ..~ ,--------------. \ | \ \ .||. .<<. |`-.____________`-. `.+-+-+ bb || |__|_____________|| | | | Nah, turns out that their dieting formula- | I wasn't! I was -not- playing | -anything-, YOU CAN'T PROVE IT! ` , ,--. OO oo~ ,--------------. | \ \ .||. -<<- |`-.____________`-. ,+-+-+ bb || jg|__|_____________|| (_| | |_.o *pok* --- Yawn. Been there, done that. But it rounds off the story arc... :\ -- http://www.ite.mh.se/~joaal98/ascii ___ __ _ _ _ ________ _ / \\\ It gets funnier, I \ \| `.| `.| `\ \ \ \ `.' \ [.[.]-\\ , promise. At least \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ _, \ /_ /|/ I think so... /\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ (jg) {-} |= \__/`._|\_\_\_,_\__|\_\_\ \_\ #// (\