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From: Annie_Ascii@oal.com  
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Subject: GEEK GRRL!
Date: Fri, 26 Oct 2001 11:50:03 -0000
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                    The Adventures Of  G E E K   G R R L !
                    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


                                         My new assembler is almost
                                         done. Now I just need to
                                         finish the syntax parser.  
                   __________                         O                  
                  |          |                       o                       
                  |          |                   _           
                  |          |                  (_| .~#    
                  |__________|                 [__]._< _|
                                               |   |/ | |




                                                                 
                  Yo! Geeksie!        Oh, no. It's Joe Kool, self-anointed
                          /           stud muffin and all-around jerk.
                   ____ / ___                              O
                  |          |                            o
                  |   ,,,    |                   _    .~#
                  |    --    |                  (_|   <
                  |___,\\,___|                 [__]_  /_|
                                               |   | [| |




          Whoa! You look totally       Oh yeah...like THAT'S a
          hot tonight, babe.           totally original line.
                   ____ /____             O
                  |          |      _   o                                      
                  |   ,,,    |     ..#           _           
                  |    --    |   . <<.          (_|        
                  |___,\\,___|    _/|          [__]_   _|
                                               |   |  | |
 


 
          Why don't you...y'know, like... 
          take a break from the geeky stuff?
                       |
                       |   You mean -- with YOU? 
                       |                 | 
             Yeah! I'll be, like, your   |
             inspiration!               /
                   ___\ _____         /
                  |          |  _   /
                  |   ,,,    | ..#               _ 
                  |    --    | <<.              (_|
                  |___,\\,___| /|              [__]_   _|
                                               |   |  | |


 
 
           So how 'bout it, babe? 
           Wanna, like, do yourself a favor?
                     \  
                   ___ \ ____     Somebody should teach this loser a lesson.
                  |          |  _    O       
                  |   ,,,    | ..#  o            _ 
                  |    --    | <<.              (_|
                  |__,_\\_,__| /|              [__]_   _|
                                               |   |  | |



 
                   __________ 
                  |          | _
                  |   ,,,    |..#                _ 
                  |    --    /<<.               (_|
                  |__,_\\_,__|/|               [__]_   _|
                                               |   |  | |



 
                         , ` ` ,
                   _______,,,    Yeah, okay...get in here.
                  |       (OO| _   /
                  |    . // .\..#                _ 
                  |   _/_>   |<<                (_|
                  |__________|/|               [__]_   _|
                                               |   |  | |


 

                   __________ 
                  |          | _  S    \
                  |          |#..   L  \         _ 
                  |          |/>>\.   A   \     (_|
                  |__________| |\_  \   M      [__]_   _|
                                         *     |   |  | |
                                    \ * ,,, *
                                     ._ --_.
                                     _/_/ 




                   __________   All right, Kool, I'm ready. Let's
                  |          |  do it...right here, right NOW!
                  |          |  C'mon, Kool,     _ 
                  |          |  get it up.      (_|
                  |__________|   /             [__]_   _|
                               _               |   |  | |
                              #..       ,,,   
                              />>\.  ._ --_. \ 
                              / \_   _/_/     Uh...I, err...ummm...




                                You call THAT "getting it up?" That's
                   __________   pathetic, Kool. I've seen bigger whangs
                  |          |  on GERBILS! Get me a magnifying glass.
                  |          |  You're a total   _ 
                  |          |  lamer, dood.    (_|
                  |__________|       /         [__]_   _|
                                   /           |   |  | |
                                  _     ,,,  
                          __     #.. ._ oo_. \
                           \\__ / >> _/`/_    Uhhhh...aawwwwkkk... 




                                 Don't come back till you've learned how
                   __________    to satisfy a real grrl. On second thought,
                  |   Awk!   |   don't come back AT ALL! Moron.            
                  |   /      |       /           _ 
                  | ,,,      |  .  _            (_|
                  |_o-_______|   \..#          [__]_   _|
                                  << \.        |   |  | |
                                 _/|_




                                   Gaww. Boyz today are just a bunch of
                                   wimped-out posers. Now, let's see...
                   __________      syntax parser. Hmmm. Someone should
                  |          |     research that.         O                    
                  |          |                   _      o    
                  |          |                  (_| .~#    
                  |__________|                 [__]._< _|
                                               |   |/ | |

--
Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
                               .,,,.
 #####    #####               (~~~)))  I may be 'budding,' but I've
##   ##  ##   ##              . . ((()   already outgrown boys. They're
#######  #######              (^  ))))   / way too lame. I need a MAN.
##   ##  ##   ##               ~_((((()
##   ##  ##   ##               /  ))))))