X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: fcfb9,ff285ed49aadbe4a X-Google-Attributes: gidfcfb9,public X-Google-Thread: f996b,ff285ed49aadbe4a X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2001-11-20 17:05:31 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!sn-xit-02!supernews.com!newsfeed.direct.ca!look.ca!feed2.news.rcn.net!rcn!dc1.nntp.concentric.net!sjc1.nntp.concentric.net!newsfeed.concentric.net!global-news-master From: mikechat.remove@bluedwarf.spam.net (MJP) Newsgroups: comp.os.linux.advocacy,alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Any requests? Date: 21 Nov 2001 01:05:25 GMT Organization: Concentric Internet Services Lines: 54 Message-ID: <3bfafa80.31743127@news.concentric.net> References: <9b8jvt4h0ip802doenudtkgk8oonsrf80k@4ax.com> <9td1lg$noe$1@newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk> <95nkvtcs4ov55mjjqjjov319hb1sann8nk@4ax.com> <3bfa81d2.844326@news.concentric.net> <8frlvtc3jkm72v59l955jtdprb1j569kvf@4ax.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: 64.220.177.92 X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.21/32.243 Xref: archiver1.google.com comp.os.linux.advocacy:145323 alt.ascii-art:11200 On Wed, 21 Nov 2001 00:07:48 +0000, drsquare wrote: >>>>"drsquare" wrote in message >>>>news:9b8jvt4h0ip802doenudtkgk8oonsrf80k@4ax.com... >>>>> I'm into the next episode of Flatfish, so has anyone any requests as to >>>>> what I should put in it? >>>> >>>>Monkeys. Monkeys are intrinisically funny. >>> >>>How are monkeys related to Linux or Flatfish? >> >>They aren't, however Monkeys are intrinisically funny. > >And intrinsically difficult to draw. > >>I 'spose you could have a giant Tux destroying stuff >>and climbing the Empire State building then swatting >>at flying windoz logos, a take off of King Kong (a monkey) >>Maybe have flatfish be the responsible party for unleashing >>Linux on the unsuspecting monopoly, I mean Metropolis, yeah >>Metropolis.... wait, why am I giving you all the gags. > >Hmmm...you haven't actually seen either of the previous episodes have you? you haven't caught the plot in many SciFi movies, have you Scientist/techno/Accidental Instigator meddles with something. Intent do good for mankind/make a shitload of money/become immortal. It all goes to hell in a hurry killing millions and destroying a major metropolitan city. The cute and often Blonde love interest cant stay out of harms way requiering the hero to rescue her at great peril to himself. They discover almost too late that if they sneeze on it it dies faster than a frog on a freeway. The hero, ragged bloody and near death gets boinked (this part is implied while the credits roll) You ASKED for ideas, we gave you some, stop complaining. Flatfish tries again to install Linux without help- Install disk has "Computer Virus from Sweden" on it- Computer transforms into goliath TUX- TUX attacks San Francisco California (who knows, maybe TUX likes trolly cars)- and so on, if you prefer, have it be the windoz logo, I dont give a shit at this point. -- _________________________________________________ /| _____________________________________________ | //| | _ _ _ _______ _____ | | // | | | \/ \/ \\__ __\ _ \ .irc.bluedwarf.net.| | //__| | | \ \ \_ \ \ __/ .www.bluedwarf.net.| | \\ | | | \__\ \ \\ \ \ | | \\ | | |_____\ \__\_____\___\ -=MikeChat=- | | \\| |_____________________________________________| | \|_________________________________________________|