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Subject: Joris and Sandra
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JORIS AND SANDRA
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                    Joris, I'm pregnant.
                                     \
                    So...?  What does
                    that have to do    _____
                 `, with ME?         (((_   \
              ___ #  /               6 6 \   \      /_,/\
              |/  ?                  /    )   )    /"   (
              | , )\                  =__ `,  \   .Y___ /
              /__/\ \____            (  _\ (__ \      \(__
         ,-   /   \_/    \       ,-   )' \_/  \ )     /  (\
       |/|   / < _____ _> \    |/|   ( (  (  \ \      |. ||\
   ----|.|--/___/  ,___/___\---|.|------'----'--------'-----'--
b'ger  '-'      |\/            '-'
                     ______
                 o   \__$__\
               o     \======
                     o
               





              Someone has to assume the responsibility.
                                             /
              Yeah, well...we're in
              Holland. You can get
                    an abortion        _____
                 `,  ANYWHERE.       (((_   \
              ___ #   /              6 6 \   \      /_,/\
              |/  ?                  /    )   )    /"   (
              | , )\                  =__ `,  \   .Y___ /
              /__/\ \____            (  _\ (__ \      \(__
         ,-   /   \_/    \       ,-   )' \_/  \ )     /  (\
       |/|   / < _____ _> \    |/|   ( (  (  \ \      |. ||\
   ----|.|--/___/  ,___/___\---|.|------'----'--------'-----'--
b'ger  '-'      |\/            '-'
                     ______
                 o   \__$__\
               o     \======
                     o






              Joris, you're an insensitive, heartless BRUTE!
                                              /
              Take a few guilders, and
              go take care of it.
                    /                  _____
                 `,                  (((_   \
              ___ #                  \ / \   \      /_,/\
              |/  ?                  /    )   )    /"   (
              | , )\                  =__ `,  \   .Y___ /
              /__/\ \____            (  _\ (__ \      \(__
         ,-   /   \_/    \       ,-   )' \_/  \ )     /  (\
       |/|   / < _____ _> \    |/|   ( (  (  \ \      |. ||\
   ----|.|--/___/  ,___/___\---|.|------'----'--------'-----'--
b'ger  '-'      |\/            '-'
                     ______
                 o   \__$__\
               o     \======
                     o








                    You were a bit rough on her. After all,
                    it IS your responsibility.
                                        /
                 `,
              ___ #   Hmpf.        /_,/\
              |/  ?   /           /"   (
              | , )\             .Y___ /
              /__/\ \____            \(__
         ,-   /   \_/    \       ,-  /  (\
       |/|   / < _____ _> \    |/|   |. ||\
   ----|.|--/___/  ,___/___\---|.|---'-----'-------------------
b'ger  '-'      |\/            '-' 

                 o
               o
                     o











                     ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
                     :                        :
                     :  NINE MONTHS LATER...  :
                     :                        :
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                                Here's our baby, Joris. 
                       !                   / 
                 \                              And it's absolutely
                      ,,               _____       ADORABLE! I'm SO
              -     ,`  `            (((_   \      /  proud, Sandi!
                    # o o            _ _ \   \ /_,/\
               /    c  \|            /    )   /"   (
                   /(  0|             =__ `, .Y_/  /
              ___ / /\__\     _|\    (  _\ (__   \(__
         ,-  /    \_/   \    /,  \   )' \_/  \  /  (\
       |/|  / < _____ _> \  `,_   `-. (  (  \ \ |. ||\
   ----|.|-/____/  ,___/__\----|     \-'----'---'-----'--------
b'ger  '-'      |\/           _|  _(  )____
                     ______   ``  ``   ````
                     \ IOU \
                       \ ....\
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