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From: joris bellenger <svzanten@xs4all.nl>
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Subject: Re: Ascii-Art Secrets #3
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CJRandall wrote:
> 
> Ascii-Art Secrets #3 :-
[snip]
> 
> ***This is the Help Section for Trollers in Distress***
> 
> 1. HELP!  I've been identified as a troll!  Whatever will I do?
> Call them a troll right back.  (Optional: Get your friends to agree
> with you.)
> 
> 2.  HELP!  I've been accused of making off-topic posts.  Whatever
> will I do?
> 
> Forthrightly declare that their own posts complaining about you are
> off-topic.  Remind them that the group is unmoderated and you can
> post anything you please, so there.  Bring out some of your extra
> addresses to flame them.
> 
> 3. HELP!  I've been caught in a lie.
> 
> Take your pick:  Change the subject,  claim your posts were tampered
> with/nuked, claim the person who is calling you a liar is a liar,
> declare that you are afraid of the person, say the person has a
> mental problem, say it's a free country and you have the right to
> lie if you want to.  Failing all that, get one or all of your
> aliases to say it.

      Trolling around sounds like fun.
      Secret identities and stuff...
        Let's give it a try.
           |
            \            OK, I'd be you
             \            and you'd be me.
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              = = #             /_,/\
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              | , )\          .Y___ /
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      -|.|--/___/  ,___/___\------'-----'
       '-'      |\/           b'ger

joris