X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,1c37d7366a1ab378,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2001-11-23 10:33:06 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!sn-xit-02!supernews.com!newsfeed.direct.ca!look.ca!fu-berlin.de!uni-berlin.de!213.242.128.42!not-for-mail From: "Joaquim Almgren Gandara" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Nerd Boy, episodes 108-112 Date: Fri, 23 Nov 2001 19:32:03 +0100 Lines: 225 Message-ID: <9tm4ou$3fffq$1@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de> NNTP-Posting-Host: 213.242.128.42 X-Trace: fu-berlin.de 1006540383 3653114 213.242.128.42 (16 [102694]) X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:11459 A bunch of unrelated strips this time, no story arc. --- OO -||- ________ db ________ ? OO *flap* ..~ *flap* >||< << ________ db ___________________________ /| _ *pant* What're you doing? *wheeze* , OO ..~ (( .<<. ________ bb _______________ || __ Trying to... get off the ground. Why don't you just jump I have flight *gasp* powers, but off a cliff or something? they only kick in when my feet , aren't touching the ground... `OO ..~ (( *wheeze* .<<. ________ bb _______________ || __ I.. It.. Buh-BECAUSE IT DOESN'T Yeah, -right-. WORK THAT WAY, AND N-NOW GO AWAY! Whatever. `OO `~-- -||- >> jg________ bb ____________________ |\ __ --- I drew the second frame first while doodling and thought up the rest as I went. I like this, it's silly. --- "..and picking. Weeeow, weeow, weeow, weeow... Weeeh, weeeow, weeow, weeo-weeow. Weeh, weeow, weeeow, weeeow... Weeow, weeow, weewh.. weeow. Weew, weeoh, weeow-weew-wededeeow. Weeow, weeh, weeeeow, weeoh. Weeow, weeee, weeow, weeo-weeow. Weeoh, weeoh, weewh.. weow..." ` ~-- OO .>>. || ______ || ____ dd ______ Wow. With you around, Thanks. who needs a CD player? , `~.. OO .>>. || ______ || ____ dd ______ Now, if I could only find Ow! Ow, my ribs! your stupid eject button... , `~-- OO .>>-)) jg____________ ||dd ______ --- That weird stuff he's singing is the end of the bridge and the entire guitar solo from the song "Fraile" by Nine Inch Nails. I've been known to imitate NIN songs myself, hence this strip. --- *bom, bo-dsht, takabom, bo-dsht* _ ~.. O |_) >> |_(._[__] |\ | |b| | NOW what are Layin' down some *bodobom, you doing? fat beatz. _ bodobom* `~.. `O |_) .>>. |_(._[__] || | |b| | *dom, bo-dom, Don't you have more important boom boom* stuff to do, like writing a _ report or something? `~.. O |_) .>>. |_(._[__] || | |b| | Helloo-oo? Can't hear you! *BOOOM BODADSHHT | LALALALALAAALAA! _ BOODOM, BO-DAKA `~.. `O |_) DSHHT, KA-DSHHT* .>>. |_(._[__] jg || | |b| | --- Inspired by my inability to do anything productive and a Swedish TV advertisement. Dedicated to lastfuture. :) --- ..if T was a pointer, because then you'd need to dereference. , ~-- OO .>>. || || dd You know, this is just like when we first met, only not really. .`~.. OO . o .>>. || o || dd _____ _ __ __ _O __ O_ __( `--._ .' `--' `-(_ `-.__( )--._ __ __.-' `-( )---'--.___.--.___`. ( `---' ) ,' `-\ ) You're SITTING ON Eh.. `.( Is this seat No... *giggle* ) ( MY HAT! DIE, SCUM!! , ) taken, m'lady? , .' `. `~-- ___ OO ____ ( `OO _____ ..~ _ ( ) ) .>>- _|____||_____| `. ||. _|______<<___| `. .' || / \ dd / \ ) bb / \ // / \ ) ( ____ ____ _.'`.__ ____ _ / `-.__.-: `.__) `---.___.----' ( `-.__.' (_.' `._.--.___.-' `._.-' `.______.' `-._.---. _.---' `--' *sigh* ~.. OO .>>. || jg || dd --- I think this came from VK's comment on the CD player episode. She pointed out to me that it looked as if NB and Mandy were in the "poke & kick" stage of a romance. As far as I know, they've been in that stage from the beginning of the strip. --- Hey Nerd Boy. Wanna Already? go shop for christmas _ , presents? `~.. (_| O >> [__]_ )_| |\ | |d| | Remember last OK, OK, just gotta christmas? _ , get dressed. `~-- (_| OO .>>. [__]_ _|-||. ______________ || _____ | || | dd _____ A FEW MOMENTS LATER... What are you doing? In a Are you finished yet? _ minute! `~.. (_| ` .>>. [__]_ _| _____ || ___ | || | ___________________________ It's not o Yuf ud uf. -that- cold. _ /\ , `~-- (_| |__| .>>. [__]_ _| || jg || | || | dd --- I don't like the cold. --- My life sucks. Nah, he doesn't God hates me. , hate you. `OO ..~ ____((___ .<<. | bb | || OO ''~ ____((___ .<<. | bb | || OO ~`` ____((___ .>>. | bb | || Guess it's official. The Man doesn't have a sense of irony. OO `~-- ____((___ >> jg | bb | |\ --- Although He seems to have in Spin City, a sitcom that uses the "foreboding comment" joke to death. Made up example: "Oh, don't worry, I won't drop the cake! OOPS, I DROPPED THE CAKE!" (hahahaha). Spin City is kind of tiresome in that sense. -- http://www.ite.mh.se/~joaal98/ascii ___ __ _ _ _ ________ _ / \\\ *zzz* \ \| `.| `.| `\ \ \ \ `.' \ [-[-]-\\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ _, \ /_ /|/ /\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ (jg) {-} |= \__/`._|\_\_\_,_\__|\_\_\ \_\ #// (\