X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,4cfa85044ad14059,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2001-11-10 17:08:13 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!newsfeeds.belnet.be!news.belnet.be!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!newsfeed01.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!fu-berlin.de!uni-berlin.de!213.242.128.42!not-for-mail From: "Joaquim Almgren Gandara" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Nerd Boy, episodes 93-99 Date: Sun, 11 Nov 2001 02:10:29 +0100 Lines: 271 Message-ID: <9skj1r$13es1i$1@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de> NNTP-Posting-Host: 213.242.128.42 X-Trace: fu-berlin.de 1005440891 37187634 213.242.128.42 (16 [102694]) X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:9997 A whole new story arc, comin' at ya! --- --- __ --- | __ | --- __ -- ---- _ - <>-> - - | <>-> ==~ | __ <-<> ==~ __ -- ___ -- .//. ---- | .[]. .[[. | .\\-[[ --- _ / > --- | || || | --- __ < \ \\ ____ --- -------------------+-------------------+------------------------------- __ __ __ __ == <-<> [_[] []_] <>-> ~== .[[. .[]. .||. .||. .[]. .]]. _______ || __ || __ || _ || __ || __ || _______ | | \ | / \ | / . \ _ _ / . `. \ <-> <-> / .' `. .[ ]-[ ]. .' `-._ ==/ \\_// \==~ _.-' `- .[] [_|_] []. -' || || || || / | | \ ___ Cool! --[___]--~ Dorky. ` [] | | [] , OO ||[___]|| ..~ .||. || || .<<. jg bb /_| |_\ || --- Yes, no joke. Gotta love the assembly scene though. Are you loving it? C'mon, I said you -gotta- love it! Hey, y-, oh.. Oh, OK, so don't. --- *Now that the transformation scene is over, || ___ / We will go forth to save the Universe!* [] `|[___]--~ *meep* Um, excuse me. | | [] , [___]|| OO || || '||. ______ /_| |_\ _________________ dd ______ *What is it, puny human? Er, "organic friend".* \ ___ <>oo> Uh, you're using a robot I --]__]-~ *meep* bought from an IKEA store in [] || ] , Japan as your left arm. ||[__]| OO Can I have it back? |||| .||. ____ /__\_\ _________ dd ______ *So -you- are the incompetent fool! This robot is incorrectly assembled! Witness how its voicebox emits noise after speech! We \ ___ shall punish you!* <>oo> O-OK, you can borrow it. I --]__]-~ *meep* don't n-need it right now. [] || ]_ , ||[__]`- OO |||| .)). jg____ /__\_\ _____________ bd __ --- Note the continuity. Creepy, huh? At first, when I wrote the first line, I put the "*meep*" next to "Universe!*" Suddenly, a noisy arm seemed much funnier. Minds work in strange ways, especially mine. If I had planned ahead and written a lot of jokes beforehand, I could very well have missed out on this one. You decide whether that's a good thing or not... --- *You bother Us again?* \ ___ <>oo> *meep* Sorry, I was just wondering if -[__[--~ you can really just take my [ || [] , robot like that and use it |[__]|| OO as your left arm. I mean, |||| .||. is that even legal? ___________ /_/__\ __ dd *Verily, according to the Asian-American robot \ ___ act of 1982, human.* <>oo> --]__]-~ *meep* Oh... [] || ] , ||[__]| OO |||| .||. ____________ /__\_\ __ dd *Read the fine print next time, puny consumer.* \ ___ -[__[--~ *meep* [ || [] |[__]|| OO __// || .||. __________ \_| /__\ __ dd jg --- Heh, I like this one. The way he walks, the way he talks. He's a -cool- robot. --- *Yes, I have a positronic brain and no, I \ ___ don't know how it <>oo> works, sorry.* --]__]-~ *meep* OK, just a few more [] || ] , questions... ||[__]| OO |||| .||. /__\_\ dd *I must take my leave! The irritating human has belated me!* \ ___ ___ ||_ _ ---- `-|[__[|-.\ *meep* Hey! Who are you calling || || -- , an irritating human? [__] - - __ - OO _/.-'\_ ---- .||. \_| \_\ -- dd ,--. *Leave that perfectly innocent ___[#][#] house alone, foul creature!* _____/ ( `(-) \ ___ { ( - ) ___ _ *meep* `'\___/ '-`-|[__[--~ A really Woohoo... ________\ - \__/ || [] big monster! , __ |_/\ - \__| ) [__]|| `OO --~ | | /\ - `.__,/ |||| .||. .<<. | | | /`.__\_.' /_/__\ jg dd || --- Making fun of cliches can be fun. Not when I do it though. Well, IMHO. --- ,--. *Attempting to impress [#][#] Us, are we? We are not __(`(-)__ impressed, insect.* _____ | ( - ) \ \ ___ { ( - ) *meep* `'\ | - ) -[__[--~ ________\ __/ - /_ [ || [] __ | / / - / \ |[__]|| OO ..~ | | (___.'/- /\ |||| || .<<. | | `.__\.' | /_/__\ dd || ____________________ .----o ___.'.-==============.-. `o ||| ___ _ _ _ _ \\`o /// |/ |_| |_| | |_/ | |_ |o ooo o |___ | \ | | |_ | \ |_ |_ o `--------------------... ooo *PREPARE TO BE EXTERMINATED!* _____ \ /____/\ _\O_O_\/_ *MEEP* *squeek!* ,--. | | |--~ [#][#] /|_______|/ /| \_(`(-)__/ __\_\_.--._\\_\| _ ( - ) ()___.'_||||__ | | { ( - ) / /|| | `'\ \ - \ |______|_| Wow! He grew OH, -geez-... ____\ ___| - )__ | || | really big! I'm outta here. | / - / | ||| || `OO `~-- | (___.'/- /\ / / \ -||- >> |jg `.__\.' | |___|______| dd |\ --- Cliche joke again. How amusing. Drawing a big robot was kind of fun though. --- So even though you've *Correct.* defeated that monster, \ ___ you won't give back *meep* my robot that you're --[___]--~ Let me try. using as your left arm? [] | | [] , `OO ||[___]|| ..~ .||. || || .<<. bb /_| |_\ /| Do you know what century * this is? The 21st! The ___ whole "big robot made of small robots" thing is out. --[___]--~ It's lame. You're a relic! [] | | [] Stop embarassing `~.. ||[___]|| OO yourself and just .>>. || || .||. disassemble! || /_| |_\ dd \ ` / - *zweeee* / - *snap* *whrrrr* _ / ' *twist* \ *Finally! *-Tell- me *I liked *Like you like milk? Yeah, I've seen Sheesh!* about it!* it.* you sneak off to them milk joints, ` __ __ , __ __ , , SICKO!* ? <-<> [_[] [_[] <-<> == ==~ OO ..~ [] || || [] [] .[]. .||. .<<. /| /| /| /| /| jg || dd || --- I'm really reaching here. I mean, milk? Seriously, couldn't I come up with something a bit weirder? To answer my question, "No, stupid! And do you know why? Cause you're stupid, stupid!" Hey, aren't I being a bit hard on myself? "Ah, shut up, stupid." --- _ ~.. O |_) >> |_( _[__] __ |\ __ | |b| | _ ~.. O |_) >> |_( _[__] __ |\ __ | |b| | _ ~.. O |_) .>>. |_( _[__] __ || __ | |b| | "Vampire Lesbian ALT-TAB, ALT-TAB!! FOR Kickboxers"? THE LOVE OF GOD, ALT-TAB! ` \ , _ ~.. - O |_) .>>. |_(._[__] jg __ || __ | |b| | --- Note the shadows. Shadows are your friends. And btw, www.vampirelesbiankickboxers.com. -- http://www.ite.mh.se/~joaal98/ascii ___ __ _ _ _ ________ _ / \\\ *hissss* \ \| `.| `.| `\ \ \ \ `.' \ [o[o]-\\ , bllloooOOood... \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ _, \ /_ /|/ /\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ (jg) {M} |= \__/`._|\_\_\_,_\__|\_\_\ \_\ #// (\