X-Google-Language: DUTCH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,f953f301357e6f7b,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2001-11-24 16:09:49 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!sn-xit-02!sn-post-01!supernews.com!corp.supernews.com!not-for-mail From: silent@s.ashadow (The Silent Shadow) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Dufus and Rufus Date: Sun, 25 Nov 2001 00:09:33 GMT Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com Message-ID: <3c0034e3.9777573@news.cox-internet.com> X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.21/32.243 X-Complaints-To: newsabuse@supernews.com Lines: 301 Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:11586 "Readin' the classified ads, Rufus?" / / __________ _____ //////////\\ \ \ ////////// \\\ \~~~~(_) /// __ __ \\\ __\___(__)____________ /|| (O| |(O ||\ | | | \_ (__) _/ | | | \ ///\\\ / | | | __________/\________/\____ | | | `. ' .' \ \ / /. '`\__________| | |__ . ' . `. `\ \_/ / ` .`` \ | | _| ________/ `\_/ \_/..'`\.`' \ | | (__) /' .` .'o . `. '.\` .`\ | | (__) ______/`` . .' '. .' . '\. `'\______| | (__)__ |. `. ' .o ' . ' `/'` ./ | | | ______|' . ` . .' . '/`. `/_______| | |__ |'` . o ` . '/ .` / | | | |'. `. . ' . .' /____/ |__________|___________| /______________/ \ /______|__|_______\ _____/________[__]__//-/-/-/__________/ |__ / /_/_/_/ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / | | | LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL "Yep.. lookin' for a truck...(hic!!).., Dufus" \ \ ______ \ |______|___ \ (_) ||.'\ (_)_____||.''\ ______________________ /(_) (__/ ..``\ | | | /// \_ _/ \ ' .`\ | | | /\\ || //\` . .\ | | | \_ //()\\ _\` `. \ | | | \ ____ / \' . / | | | _____/\______/\_/._'. / | | | _____/` ' \ \ ^ / /. '` /_________| | |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .``/ |_ | _| /. ' / `\_/ \_/`.'`'./ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` `.o. `. '. | (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |__________(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `. ` o . `' | | | | __\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |___________|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`. ` o'. . ' ' | | @ | \____\`. .' ` .' ` .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\______________| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ | / / / ___/ / |__________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / | | | LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL "Find anything (hic!)?" / / __________ //////////\\ ______________________ ////////// \\\ | | | /// __ __ \\\ | | | /|| (O| |(O ||\ | | | \_ (__) _/ | | | \ ///\\\ / | | | ____/\________/\____ | | | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_ | _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / | | | LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL "Yep, it says here that a (hic!) pickup truck is just half a car sold at twice th price ta those who have more dollars then sense...(hic!)." \ __________ \ //////////\\ ______________________ ////////// \\\ | | | /// __ __ \\\ | | | /|| (O| |(O ||\ | | | \_ (__) _/ | | | \ ///\\\ / | | | ____/\________/\____ | | | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_ | _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / | | | LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL "I drive a (hic!) pickup..." \ \ __________ //////////\\ ______________________ ////////// \\\ | | | /// __ __ \\\ | | | /|| (O| |O) ||\ | | | \_ (__) _/ | | | \ ///\\\ / | | | ____/\________/\____ | | | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_ | _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / | | | LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL "And looky here... it says (hic!) that they take a (hic!) delivery truck and put seats in it and sell it as a converstion van." / __________ / //////////\\ ______________________ ////////// \\\ | | | /// __ __ \\\ | | | /|| (O| |(O ||\ | | | \_ (__) _/ | | | \ ///\\\ / | | | ____/\________/\____ | | | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_ | _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / | | | LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL "They ev'n take (hic!) stationwagins shaped like cracker boxes, ______ and put big tires on 'em |______|___ and sell 'em as SUVs." (_) ||.'\ \ (_)_____||.''\ ______________________ /(_) (__/ ..``\ | | | /// \_ _/ \ ' .`\ | | | /\\ || //\` . .\ | | | \_ //()\\ _\` `. \ | | | \ ____ / \' . / | | | _____/\______/\_/._'. / | | | _____/` ' \ \ ^ / /. '` /_________| | |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .``/ |_ | _| /. ' / `\_/ \_/`.'`'./ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` `.o. `. '. | (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |__________(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `. ` o . `' | | | | __\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |___________|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`. ` o'. . ' ' | | @ | \____\`. .' ` .' ` .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\______________| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ | / / / ___/ / |__________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / | | | LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL "Well.. (hic!) .. what kinda truck you gonna git?" / / __________ //////////\\ ______________________ ////////// \\\ | | | /// __ __ \\\ | | | /|| (O| |O) ||\ | | | \_ (__) _/ | | | \ ///\\\ / | | | ____/\________/\____ | | | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_ | _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / | | | LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL "I'm gonna git me one of them two wheel kind... you know, hand truck (hic!)" \ __________ \ //////////\\ ______________________ ////////// \\\ | | | /// __ __ \\\ | | | /|| (@| |@) ||\ | | | \_ (__) _/ | | | \ ///\\\ / | | | ____/\________/\____ | | | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_ | _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / | | | LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL "(hic!) Give me strength!" \ \ ______ |______|___ (_) ||.'\ (_)_____||.''\ ______________________ /(_) (__/ ..``\ | | | /// \_ _/ \ ' .`\ | | | /\\ || //\` . .\ | | | \_ //()\\ _\` `. \ | | | \ ____ / \' . / | | | _____/\______/\_/._'. / | | | _____/` ' \ \ ^ / /. '` /_________| | |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .``/ |_ | _| /. ' / `\_/ \_/`.'`'./ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` `.o. `. '. | (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |__________(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `. ` o . `' | | | | __\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |___________|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`. ` o'. . ' ' | | @ | \____\`. .' ` .' ` .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\______________| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ | / / / ___/ / |__________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / | | |