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From: mathwft@math.canterbury.ac.nz (Bill Taylor)
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Subject: Re: Fuzzball meets Cinderella [Unauthorized]
Date: 9 Mar 2001 02:05:47 GMT
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Cinders' fairy Godmother was granting her wish, but warned her...

"Now dear, you MUST be home by midnight, because on the stroke of midnight,
 if you're not back home, I'll turn your snatch into a pumpkin.  That's to
 stop you and the prince getting any funny ideas about the rest of the night!
 OK Cindy?"

"Yes, fairy G, that'll be fine, I agree."

But of course, what with the occasion and the merriment and the drink, she
forgot all about it, and wasn't home at midnight.  At 2 a.m. she was still
out, and at 3, and finally she staggered in at 4:30 looking bleary-eyed
but well pleased with herself.

"Well, I warned you, you weren't back, so I turned your snatch into a pumpkin,
 as promised.  Tough."

"Yes fairy G, I was warned, I accept it."

"Well I must say you don't seem all that bothered!  Wasn't the prince at least
 a bit non-plussed?"

"Oh no," said Cinders, "He went home soon after midnight.  I spent the rest
 of the night with someone else.  We had a lovely time!"

"Hmmph. It's hard to believe, but I can see you've been enjoying yourself.
 Who was he anyway?"

"Peter Peter"

                  
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