X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,de1a09058135bc7b,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2001-06-01 05:46:02 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!newsfeed.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!newsmm00.sul.t-online.com!t-online.de!news.t-online.com!not-for-mail From: "lastfuture (Peter Marquardt)" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: animal's planet Date: Fri, 01 Jun 2001 14:43:45 +0200 Organization: T-Online Lines: 147 Message-ID: <340XO84qxZ4huxX4aIZ8SEfw=LyA@4ax.com> Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: news.t-online.com 991399432 07 20637 7LkCSdTVSlAMH1 010601 12:43:52 X-Complaints-To: abuse@t-online.com X-Sender: 520084321266-0001@t-dialin.net X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.6/32.525 Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:5929 Welcome to a new episode of.... ==================================================================== _ _ _ ___ __ __ _ _ _ ____ / \ | \ | |_ _| \/ | / \ | | ( ) ___| / _ \ | \| || || |\/| | / _ \ | | |/\___ \ / ___ \| |\ || || | | |/ ___ \| |___ ___) | /_/ \_\_| \_|___|_| |_/_/ \_\_____| |____/ __ ____,' '.____ _ _ _ _ _ (_____,''.____") (_)(_)(_)(_)(") " " " " " " ____ _ _ _ _ _____ _____ /| /| ,.-''-. | _ \| | / \ | \ | | ____|_ _| | |/ \ | |_) | | / _ \ | \| | _| | | |O O | ,-'. | | __/| |___ / ___ \| |\ | |___ | | | L | / . ; | |_| |_____/_/ \_\_| \_|_____| |_| |(__) '"._ ' / . \________'.,'___'-. ._. 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(oO) | here we are again at animal's planet! | vv __/`---------------------------------------' JL ==================================================================== ,---------------------------. __________________________________ | i'm mister evil-virus! | | ,. | | today let's take a look | | ,-' '-. | | at an interesting race | | ,--.,--. /____________\ | `---------------------------' | / ,, ,.. \ |,-. ,-. | | / | /| |\ ( -='/'=- ) | / | |( '= O' )| | (_ | | / | | | ( | | | "LLLL" | | \/ / | `-| .,., |-' '.____,' | ( O) / | '._**_,' \||/ | 'v ______/ | )/ | LL |__________________________________| ==================================================================== | | | ( | | | "LLLL" \/ ,---------. | `-| .,., |-' '.____, (@@) | HUMANS! | | '._**_,' \||/ vv ___/`---------' | )/ JL |__________________________ ==================================================================== ,-----------------------------------. 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'. ,- | legal and illegal drugs. | / \ '_\\//_' `-----------------------------' |,-. ,-. | < )> /, \ ( @ / @ ) / /' \ | (_ | |------| _______ | ,---. | |70%vol| (___|___) '.____,' ( ( ( |------| \ ' } |' | ) / `------' ( ( ___ ()====),,,,>-- ()___)_____))) ==================================================================== ,--------------------------------------------------. | the circle closes, with the drugs comes the sex | | wich isn't satisfying so they take drugs again. | | at least that's what professor bactus found out. | `--------------------------------------------------' / | that's right |__ \/ / `--------------' \ _ ( O) / ("`. 'v ___/ `._) LL ==================================================================== ,-------------------------------------. | ) ) | as you can see in this chart after | | ( ( | humans fail reproducing themselves | | ,-Q-o _o__o_ | they immediately consume drugs like | | '-O-o / \ | cigarrettes. | | (________) `-------------------------------------' | _ / |_______________________ ,'") ___/ (_.' ==================================================================== ,----------------------------------. | ___ ___ | even BEFORE the act started they | | __/ ) ( \:/ !!! | already take drugs. they already | | \,/ '.' Y _ | know by instinct that the act of | | _|_ _|_ _|_ ,'") ___| reproduction will fail. so they | |___________________ (_.' | start taking drugs right away | `----------------------------------' ==================================================================== ,-----------------------------------------------------------. | we experienced some interesting insights into the life of | | those humans today wich mostly consists of drugs and the | \/ | act of reproduction as it seems. tune in next time for | (Oo) | another episode of animal's planet. my name is mister | vv __| evil-virus! | JL `-----------------------------------------------------------' THE END -> lastfuture -- \/ ,-------------------------. (oO) | we will infect you too! | vv __/`-------------------------' JL