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THE FUNKY FUZZBALL
The Funky Fuzzball archives are located at http://eurakarte.cjb.net/fuzzball/

This Issue: "Ask Dr. Fuzzball"
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                                         It reads: "Dear Dr. Fuzzball, how
                                         do computer monitors work? From
                                         Joey Jimbob Jimbo Josh Jones, of
                                         Twin Forks, Montana!"
I am Dr. Fuzzball! I have a                   /
letter from Joey Jimbob Jimbo                /
Josh Jones, of Twin Forks,   -\\-/          /
Montana!         \__________ /0 0-  _______/
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Well, Joey Jimbob Jimbo Josh          The gerbils are trained to smear the
Jones, computer monitors have         paint on the screen in response to
small gerbils and several little      keystrokes and mouse movements, thusly
buckets of multicolored paint         creating the effect of animation!
inside!    \                                   /
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                         Fuzzball, I just cracked open your monitor
                         to find the cute gerbils inside, but there
                         were none! I checked your TV to be      /;;;\
                         safe, too!          \                   |O  |
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