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Subject: Fuzzball and the Eyebrows
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THE FUNKY FUZZBALL
The Funky Fuzzball archives are located at http://eurakarte.cjb.net/fuzzball/

This Issue: "Fuzzball and the Eyebrows"
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                                          You do not show it!
                                               /
                                   /;;;\      /
                                   |O  |     /
Sherman, I am                      |v  | ___/
upset!                             \---/
    \            -\/\-               |
     \__________ /  0/              -+-
                 \-/\-              / \
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                                                      Look in the Sprint
                                                      Yellow Pages!
                                               /;;;\       /
                                               |O  |      /
That is why I am upset! My                     |v  | ____/
FURR coat covers my mouth,                     \---/
and I have no eyebrows with /\-\-                |
which to show emotion! \___ /  0/               -+-
                            \-\//               / \
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                                                     Sprint Yellow pages.
                                                     The best "red" yellow
                                               /;;;\ pages.
                                               |O O|    /
  Utilizing the phone book,                    | v | __/
  I looked under "eyebrow"                     \---/
  and found an eyebrow      \/\|/                |
  transplant surgeon! \____ /0 0/               -+-
                           \=====/              / \
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LATER...                                            The nice people at
                                                    Sprint gave me a rather
                                              /;;;\ large check, Fuzzball!
                                              |O  |    /
                                              |v  | __/
       I am back from my                      \---/
     eyebrow transplant! -\/\-                  | +-----+
                    \___ /  0/                 -+-|  $  |
                         -\/-/                 / \+-----+
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                                                     Fuzzball! Your new
                                                     eyebrows work!
                                              /;;;\      /
                                              |O  |     /
                                              |o  | ___/
       Grrrr... I wanted    \                 \---/
       a check!          \|\\/                  | +-----+
             \__________ /  0|                 -+-|  $  |
                         |/\-/                 / \+-----+
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                                                     I'm off to cash my
                                              /;;;\  check, Fuzzball!
                                              |  O|     /
     Now I am surprised!                      |  v| ___/
     HOORAY!  \            / \                \---/
               \          \-|/\         +-----+ |
                \________ /0 0/         |  $  |-+-
                          \/-\/         +-----+/ \
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