X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,e91468f06ebd3b7a X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2001-12-26 10:57:10 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!diablo.theplanet.net!news.theplanet.net!not-for-mail From: "Andrew Z Carpenter" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Mike Throll & the Time Machine 1 Date: Wed, 26 Dec 2001 18:57:07 -0000 Lines: 60 Message-ID: References: <3c2a075a.10644688@News.CIS.DFN.DE> <3c2a3e5c.229738@News.CIS.DFN.DE> NNTP-Posting-Host: modem-3036.leopard.dialup.pol.co.uk X-Trace: newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk 1009393030 22824 217.135.155.220 (26 Dec 2001 18:57:10 GMT) NNTP-Posting-Date: 26 Dec 2001 18:57:10 GMT X-Complaints-To: abuse@theplanet.net X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:12840 > "Timofei Shatrov" defied the laws of physics > in message news:3c2a3e5c.229738@News.CIS.DFN.DE... > > > On Wed, 26 Dec 2001 14:14:38 -0000, "Andrew Z Carpenter" > > tried to confuse > > everyone with this message: > > > > > "Timofei Shatrov" wrote in message > > > news:3c2a075a.10644688@News.CIS.DFN.DE... > > > > > > This is the intro so it isn't supposed to be very funny. > > > Instead I tried to do my best at ascii-art. Hope you'll > > > enjoy this one. Don't forget that my web-page was > > > moved to http://grue3.tripod.com > > > > > > > > > /\. > > > / \`. > > > _________________/ \ `.________/\._________________________________ > > > / \ `. /__\/ > > > . , / \ `. , . , ., . > > > , . / \ `. > > > , . / \ ` ,. . > > > . / \ / ,.. , > > > / \ / . , > > > ___ /__________________\/ , . > > > \ (_o `._ ___ ^^^^^^ > > > \/\ ___'_\ (___) ,---------------------. OO p| > > > \/ `-'(_____) (Dah sebezir ibn-Khalib!) < | > > > /`. ##qoo `---------------------' o O / > > > _ \/ `. ## _\ O O | | > > > /\ \ `.__| o o ,-------------------------. / \ > > > /\ \ / /#\ | It looks like a medieval | || || > > > | / / \_\ |) | Egypt. I've found the | || || > > > (/_( |\_\|: | TIME MACHINE! Damn, where| ||_|| > > > | ||| | is it??? How I will get | |\_|| > > > Gr | ||`. | back??? SOMEONE SHOULD | || | > > > | || | RESEARCH THAT! | || | > > > | ||_ `-------------------------' ||__| > > > |____\\ //___| > > > > > > > >So, it's a *teleporter* as well as a *time machine* ? > > It's standard for time machines ;). Time machine should teleport > the user in some random place so that he wouldn't fall down from > the attic. What happens to the matter that was occupying the space before the user was placed there? Andrew