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From: el_zoof@bigpond.com (Bruce Greenwood)
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Subject: Christmas presence
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Present 1 - A bottle of wine from Tasmania (I don't drink)

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| GIFT VOUCHER      |
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|             $50   |
|  Use by 27/1/2002 |
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Present 2 - a gift voucher for a store near where my relatives live
(about 3 hours drive if the traffic's good)

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Presents 3, 4, 5 and 6 - undies
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| HOW TO ||
|  LOSE  ||
| WEIGHT ||
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| Ms.    ||
| Skinny ||
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Present 7 - a nice book.

Bah. Humbug.

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Bruce Greenwood
Madness takes its toll, so please have exact change