X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,ab273bc710c023b8 X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2001-12-27 00:08:45 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!headwall.stanford.edu!fu-berlin.de!uni-berlin.de!wild.things.ORG!not-for-mail From: Jym Dyer Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Calico Cat Date: 27 Dec 2001 00:05:59 -0800 Organization: The Group W Bench Lines: 15 Message-ID: References: <9vnv1j$2892u$1@rn.area.com> <6m6b2u0bb3gp8e7sag7hn3nl2vl992f75k@4ax.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: wild.things.org (216.240.39.163) X-Trace: fu-berlin.de 1009440523 20887906 216.240.39.163 (16 [73414]) Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:12884 >> =v= Careful, John Ashcroft disapproves of calico cats. > Who is John Ashcroft? =v= A total nutcase of the religious variety. Ran for office and was so reviled that he lost to a dead candidate, after which he was appointed Attorney General of the United States. He called this a crucificixon followed by a resurrection, and to underscore his self-comparison, he had himself annointed. With Crisco vegetable oil. =v= As Attorney General, he visited the Hague and his advance team went to check the place out for him. The team worried that there might be calico cats on the premises because, they said, Ashcroft thinks they're a sign of the devil. <_Jym_>