X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII X-Google-Thread: f996b,b2faa5bb4aaf2050 X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2001-12-03 13:22:46 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!newsfeeds.belnet.be!news.belnet.be!newsfeed.wirehub.nl!amsnews01.chello.com!nlnews00.chello.com.POSTED!tanya. From: ppunk@chello.balls.nl (Donderfliegen) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Frenchman Organization: Total Disorganisation Message-ID: References: <9ueppv$it5$1@athena.ukc.ac.uk> X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.8/32.548 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Original-NNTP-Posting-Host: 192.168.0.69 X-Original-Trace: 3 Dec 2001 20:56:07 +0100, 192.168.0.69 Lines: 29 X-Authenticated-User: donderfliegen Date: Mon, 03 Dec 2001 19:49:23 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 213.93.74.225 X-Complaints-To: abuse@chello.nl X-Trace: nlnews00.chello.com 1007408963 213.93.74.225 (Mon, 03 Dec 2001 18:49:23 GMT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 03 Dec 2001 18:49:23 GMT Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:12126 On Mon, 3 Dec 2001 02:58:12 -0000, "Chris Kelly" provoked the following text: >{8^}> > >A frenchman with a goatee beard, handlebar moustache, glasses and a ber� >(however it is spelt!). ...walked into a bar and asked for a glass of wine. - "I'm sorry" said the bartender "but we only serve beer" "Pity" said the Frenchman and left. Next an Belgian walked in and asked for a glass of beer. - "I'm sorry" said the bartender "but we only serve wine" "Pity" said the Belgian and left. A friend of the bartender who overheared everything asked the bartender: "Why is it that you told the Frenchman that you only serve beer and to the Belgian that you only serve wine?" "Oh" said the bartender "I just wanted a day off." -- __ ___ / ) _/_ _(_ /'_ _ _ /(_/()/)(/(-/ / (/(-(/(-/) _/ Castrate me to reply by e-mail In case of emergency, break glass. Scream. Bleed to death