X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,37f8cf4ffb874d64,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2001-08-31 04:31:10 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!newsfeed.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!news.tele.dk!small.news.tele.dk!193.174.75.178!news-fra1.dfn.de!fu-berlin.de!newsfeed01.sul.t-online.de!newsmm00.sul.t-online.com!t-online.de!news.t-online.com!not-for-mail From: "lastfuture (Peter Marquardt)" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Dr. D. Formed speaks Date: Fri, 31 Aug 2001 13:27:34 +0200 Organization: T-Online Lines: 205 Message-ID: Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: news.t-online.com 999257191 07 31283 DPixSzoXSOAfkj 010831 11:26:31 X-Complaints-To: abuse@t-online.com X-Sender: 520084321266-0001@t-dialin.net X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.6/32.525 Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:7225 _____ _____ _______ __ | \.----. | \ | ___|.-----.----.--------.-----.--| | | -- | _|_ | -- |_ | ___|| _ | _| | -__| _ | |_____/|__||__| |_____/__| |___| |_____|__| |__|__|________|_____| .-----.-----.-----.---.-.| |--.-----. |__ --| _ | -__| _ || <|__ --| |_____| __|_____|___._||__|__|_____| |__| -====================================================================- )\/\//\/\/( ,---------------------------------------. | _ ,-.| | Hello I am Doctor D. Formed and today | _ (_)' `( ) _ | I wanna tell you how i created my | ( \ | / `-'| / ) | little fellow here... | .'` `-| (_ , |-' '`. `---------------------------------------' `,__.--| _____ |--.__,' / | `._) | ________/ `.______ ,' __) ( ) (__ (____; :____) -====================================================================- ,- -. ,----------------------------------------. ' , ' '' . | Mr. Evil-Virus can only be seen with | . . '' .. | a high res microscope. Originally I | `- -' ' .. | created him to reconstruct my arms | `. '. ' .' and legs which i lost in an experiment | `. '. ,-- --. -------------------------------------' `. '. | |,-------------------------------------. `. \/ | oh.. right.. my body is missing too | `. (oO) `-------------------------------------' `. vv ,-------------------------------. *whirrrr* `. JL | I was able to implant all | `.| | | the stuff you need to survive | *bleeeep* `-- --' | into my head | `-------------------------------' -====================================================================- ,-------------------------------. | But Mr. Evil-Virus wasn't as | ,-----------------------. | effective as i thought... | |,---------. ,---------.| | in fact one day he escaped to | || | | || | take over the world | || | | || `-------------------------------' || | | || || | | || |`---------' `---------'| *crash* |,---------. ,---------.| ,-----------------------. ||> \/ ,| | || | Hahaha I'm free! I'm | || <_| | || | gonna take over the |_________ ||\, | | || | whole world! Bwahaha! | || |/| ` | | || `-----------------------' ,\ ' |`---------' `---------'| > | `-----------------------' ^ , /'-,` ,-. ^, -====================================================================- ,----------------------------------. | I endangered all humanity with | | the experiment planned to | )\/\//\/\/( | reconstruct my body and now it's | | _ ,-.| | too late | _ (_)' `( ) _ `----------------------------------' ( \ | / `-'| / ) | \ .'` `-| (_ , |-' '`. | \ `,__.--| _____ |--.__,' ,---------------------. \_______ | ` | | .... any questions? | `.______ ,' `---------------------' __) ( ) (__ (____; :____) -====================================================================- ,-------------------------------------. | Doctor D. Formed, do you think | | Mr. Evil-Virus is capable of taking | | over our home planet? | `-------------------------------------' ) | ( | (##) &&&. ) _[""]_ \ |OO| |**|( |''| \ \||/ `--' `-Q' `--' |..| ,%%% ( |e | |..| ,----------------. )))) ) "" |- | | Most certainly | |..|( `--' %,--.% `----------------' |Q | |''| | `--' \||/ |""| ,--------. |..| `--' | Next.. | |- | `--------' `--' | | -====================================================================- ,-------------------------------------. | How did you create Mr. Evil- Virus | | was it an accident or did you do | ,---------------------------. | all of it on purpose? | | I created him from butter | `-------------------------------------' | and chalk and a bit of.. | | `---------------------------' (##) | | _[""]_ |OO| | | |''| \||/ `--' | `--' |..| ,%%% ,---------------. | |- | |..| | How could you | | ( "" |o | | implant stuff `--------. | )))) ) `--' | into your head without | | |..|( \||/ __| a body, not even arms? | | |Q | |..| / `------------------------' | `--' |c | / ,-----------------------. `--' | Let me explain... I.. | `-----------------------' | | -====================================================================- ,-----------------. | How do you..... | `-----------------' ,------------------. | | But what about.. | | `------------------' | / ,------------------------. (##) / | You don't... let me... | _[""]_ |OO| __/ `------------------------' |''| `C-' | `o-' ,---------------------------. ) ,-----------------. | No... see it's like.... | ( | What is the | | You don't understand... | )))) | problem with... | `---------------------------' |..| `-----------------' | |O | _____/ ,-----------------. `--' | AAAAAARGGHHHHHH | , `-----------------' | | -====================================================================- _______ _ ..,---,'' ___ '''-. ,,-' _..___ /' ' /''' `. \ .' '' '''--._ / ,' | | ' `-. | / | _'`--.. | \ | \ _,.......____ \ \ ,,- \ /' ''`-._ _..--'''-._ / -. | __ __ ______ ' ______ ______.... ______ `__ \ __| /\ \/ / /\ __ \ /\ '== \ /\ __ \ /\ __ \ /\ "-./ \ \ \ _"-. \ \ __ \ \ \ __< \ \ \/\ \ \ \`\/\ \ \ \ \-./\ \ \ \_\ \_\ \ \_\ \_\ \'\_____\ /\ \_____\..\ \_____\ \ \_\ \ \_\ \/_/\/_/ \/_/\/_/ \/_____/ | \/_____/ \/_____/ \/_/,-\/_/ _,.,--'- -. '. | J | / '-._ -. '. ,' / ___ ,' '-... \ _,- .' . | | -. | _/ `-.____ ''',.--'' '''''' -====================================================================- / / , ( ( / / ) ) / *fizzzz* ( ( / , / <##> <##> ,' |/( *splat* __) ( ) (__ (______) (____; :____) -====================================================================- ,------------------. | well done folks! | `------------------' *yippie* \ \/ \/ \ (##) (oO) _[""]_ (Oo) \ |OO| vv |++| vv \||/ \/ `a-' JL `a-' JL |++| (oO) ,%%% \/ |a | vv |++| (oO) "" JL |a | vv )))) \/ `--' JL |++| \/ \||/ (Oo) |a | (oO) |++| vv `--' vv |a | JL *yay* JL *woohoo* `--' -====================================================================- ,--------------------------------------------------------------. | finally we defeated him and now we will take over the world! | `--------------------------------------------------------------' \ \/ | \/ \ (##) (oO) ,------------. _[""]_ (Oo) \ |OO| vv | oh by the | |++| vv \||/ \/ `a-' JL | way.... | `a-' JL |++| (oO) ,%%% \/ | thanks for | |a | vv |++| (oO) | the nice | "" JL |a | vv | costumes | )))) \/ `--' JL | frank! | |++| \/ \||/ (Oo) `------------' |a | (oO) |++| vv ,--------------. `--' vv |a | JL \_______| no problemo! | JL `--' `--------------' -====================================================================- hope you had fun with this new comic strip featuring Mr. Evil-Virus ->lastfuture -- \/ ,-------------------------. (oO) | we will infect you too! | vv __/`-------------------------' JL