X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit
X-Google-Thread: f996b,24f160cb18b24817,start
X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public
From: John Nunley <nunley@goodnet.com>
Subject: Dust Off Your Funny Bone
Date: 1997/09/23
Message-ID: <342869D2.1E5C@goodnet.com>#1/1
X-Deja-AN: 275009410
Organization: GoodNet
Reply-To: nunley@goodnet.com
Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art


Welcome To...           _______ _
                       |__   __| |
                          | |  | |__   ___
                          | |  | '_ \ / _ \
 .-.     _      ______    | |  | | | |  __/    ____
(   `. .' )    |  ____|   |_|  |_| |_|\___|   |  _ \
 `\   ` .'     | |__ _   _ _ __  _ __  _   _  | |_) | ___  _ __   ___ 
   |   |       |  __| | | | '_ \| '_ \| | | | |  _ < / _ \| '_ \ / _ \
   |   |       | |  | |_| | | | | | | | |_| | | |_) | (_) | | | |  __/
   | 66|_      |_|   \__,_|_| |_|_| |_|\__, | |____/ \___/|_| |_|\___|
   |  ,__)                              __/ |                         
   |(,_|                               |___/
   | |
   | \_,       This is a sample of the humor and art of The Funny Bone,
   |   |       a free weekly e-mailing of jokes and funny stories, il-
   |   |       lustrated with the original ASCII artwork of Joan Stark.
 .'     \      If you enjoy this and would like to have The Funny Bone
(    ,   )     e-mailed to you each week, free of charge, then follow
 '--' '-'      the subscription instructions in the signature.

       /:""|  .****,
(\/)  |:`66|_ @@@@@\ `,          A man is going to work one day and
 \/   C`    _)aa`@@@\  \         accidentally slams his penis in the
       \ ._| (_   ?@@|  \        car door.  Goes to the doctor, and
        )_/   =' @@@@|   |       the doctor says, "We're going to have
       /`\8\   \(```/    |       to put a splint on that."
      || |8|  /^^\ |     /
      || |8| /\::/||    |        The guy says, "No way Doc, I'm getting
      || |8| \ | |||    \        married in a week."
      || |~|  \| |||     \
      :| |=:   |:|\\.:.:.::.     The Doc replies "Well if we don't,
      ||_|,|   |:| \ ':':':`     it's going to be bent for the rest of
      \)))||   (((  |            your life."
       | :||   |    | (\/)
       | :||   |    |  \/        Finally the guy agrees, and the doctor
       ) :||   |    \            gets out a couple of tongue depressors
       | :||   |     `\          and some tape and fixes him up.
       | :||   |:.:.   `~-._
       |_:||_   /~))\       `~~-._    ...A week later, and he's on
  jgs  (_,__)) /_/YY `':':':':':':`          his honeymoon...

 His new wife is doing a slow, seductive strip-tease in front of him.
 She takes off her bra and says, "See these, they've never been touched
 by a man before."  She then takes off her panties and says, "See this,
 it's never been seen by a man before."

 So the husband whips off his shorts and says, "See this, it's not even
 out of the crate yet!"
                                                             _     .-. 
           John Nunley <jokemaster@funnybone.com>           ( `. .'   )
                                                             `. `   /'
       Write to <sample@funnybone.com> to learn more           |   |
       about the Funny Bone and to have subscription           |   |
        instructions automatically e-mailed to you.           _|66 |
                                                             (__,  |
        For more humor, visit the Funny Bone Website           L_,)|
                http://www.funnybone.com                         | |
                                                               ,_/ |
                 ASCII Art by Joan Stark                       |   |
            http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/                |   |
                                                              /     '.
   The Funny Bone is powered by a GoSite Internet Server     (   ,    )
               http://www.funnybone.com/gs               jgs  '-' '--'