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From: Zeus Simeoni <zeus_simeoni@umit.maine.edu>
Subject: Re: First time
Date: 1997/11/03
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Ok, First of all, if that was your first time, enjoy it. You know what they
say, the first time is the best time.

   Secondly, There is a little known fact I guess you should know.  You see,
Most people know about the mythology of a son of a god coming to earth in
a carnate form. But contrary to popular belief, Satan has come to earth
as well, and he did some computer programming.  Satan first made the windows
program access, and then that was so well recieved that he made windows 95.
But before his dissapearance, he made the program wordpad, the bastard son
of microsoft word and microsoft notepad.  He bred these two programs in
the bowels of hell, and it's spawn was wordpad. Don't use it. (by the way,
since his dissapearance after the release of windows 95, satan has since
claimed responsability for both AOL and the Mac)
   Anyway,  if you use a simple program like notepad, it will help. Some 
people just use a DOS text editor.  Also highly reccomended.  This will
eliviate all problems in the future with linewrap, or strange fonts.

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