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From: Shimrod <csg824@wing.rug.nl>
Subject: Re: Flame form
Date: 1997/11/29
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Krogg wrote:
> 
> I know someone posted a Form letter flame thingy a while back.
> I made one for my self cause i couldnt find the old one.Take a look 
> and if you see a way to improve it then let me know.As far as the 
> copywrite thing on the bottom goes,Its to discourage the flame-ee from 
> reusing it and it looked like a cool place to put some flames.Chop it 
> up,re draw it,use it.I dont care just put in yer own message at the 
> bottom.
>      Help me improve it.
> 
> +---[Flame Form Letter]----[View with a fixed width font]---+
> |  Dear([ ]Lamer,[ ]Spammer,[ ]Idiot),                      |
> |                                                           |
> | Your Email/Post was too stupid to warrant a personal flame|
> | so you get this plain form letter.                        |
> |+---------------------+ +---------------------------------+|
> ||Your post was:       | |You should be:                   ||
> ||[ ]A MMF scam        | |[ ]Beaten                        ||
> ||[ ]Off topic         | |[ ]Roasted                       ||
> ||[ ]Stupid            | |[ ]Beheaded                      ||
> ||[ ]A binary,in a     | |[ ]Kicked off your ISP           ||
> ||non binary group     | |[ ]Butt raped by an elephant     ||
> ||[ ]A chain letter    | |[ ]Fed to dev\null               ||
> ||[ ]HTML in text ng   | |[ ]Arrested                      ||
> ||[ ]Just plain lame   | |[ ]Denied of all Internet service||
> ||[ ] other:_________  | |[ ]Other:________________________||
> |+---------------------+ +---------------------------------+|
> |+----------------------+    /   (       )   ) )    /       |
> ||You should:           |   /(   )\ (  )((  ((/( ( ((       |
> ||[ ]Grow up            |   \ \ / ( /)(| )\  \  )))| \      |
> ||[ ]Read the FAQ       |    ) /   ) \|)/ (   )  (/  /      |
> ||[ ]Die                |   /     /   )/   \_/    \ (       |
> ||[ ]Learn some manners |  ( This Flame Form Letter  )      |
> ||[ ]Think b4 you post  |   \ is Copywrite Krogg97  /       |
> ||[ ]Smash your computer|   | All rights reserved  |        |
> |+----------------------+   |######################|        |
> +-----------------------------------------------------------+
> |###################--Have a nice day--#####################|
> +-----------------------------------------------------------+

I've seen several of these floating around already, like the one below,
which I've had for at least a year now. But I like the new art with it.

Dear:

    [ ] Clueless Newbie         [ ] Loser           [ ] Fed
    [ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer   [ ] Dork
    [ ] indy.netter 
    [ ] ix.netcom.com er        [ ] Pervert         [ ]
    [ ] Me too er               [ ] Nerd            [ ] Elvis
    [ ] Spammer                 [ ] Freak           [ ] FLAMENET
    [ ] Unbearably self-righteous person

   You Are Being Flamed Because:
 
    [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test
    [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
    [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
    [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
    [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
    [ ] You posted the same article more than once
    [ ] You started an off-topic thread
    [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
    [ ] You said "me too" to something
    [ ] You don't know which group to post in
    [ ] You suck
    [ ] You brag about things that never happened
    [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks 
    [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
    [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
    [ ] You crossposted
    [ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
    [ ] You posted racism
    [ ] I don't like your tone of voice
    [ ] I think you might be a member of CO$
    [ ] I think you might be a fed
 
   To Repent, You Must:
 
    [ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/Planet Internet account
    [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
    [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
    [ ] Actually post something relevant
    [ ] Read the fucking FAQ
    [ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
    [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
    [ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
    [ ] Post your tests to alt.test
    [ ] No forgiveness
 
   In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
 
    [ ] Blow me
    [ ] Get a life
    [ ] Never post again
    [ ] I pity your dog
    [ ] Go to hell
    [ ] I think your IQ must be 7
    [ ] Take your shit somewhere else
    [ ] Learn how to post or fuck off
    [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
    [ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
    [ ] All of the above


there are some out there that are much bigger :)

BTW: sorry to all AOLers etc. no offense intended :)

Greetz,
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