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From: Veronica Karlsson <e93-vkn@sm.luth.se.nospam>
Subject: Froggy and Birdie at the hospital, Part I
Date: 1997/06/09
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I have some bad news
and some very bad news.
                 \
                  \           Well, might as well give
                   \          me the bad news first.
The lab called with \         /
your test results.   |       /
They said you have   |      |
24 hours to live.  \ |      |
                    /        \
               _o  /          \
              ( ">              oo.
              (>Y)>            (-  )
               ^^               " "




                      24 HOURS!  That's terrible!!
                      WHAT could be WORSE?
                      What's the very bad news?
I've been trying to        \
reach you since   \         \
yesterday.         \         \
                    )         \
                 _o            \
                ( ">             OO.
                (>Y)>           (^  )
                 ^^              " "



[art by "Pete Casso", joke by somebody with a sense of humour]

-- 
:)
Veronica Karlsson
( e93-vkn@sm.luth.se  http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ )
( llizard's fanclub:  http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/llpages )