X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,389e038ea9413c9a,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public From: petecasso@aol.com (PeteCasso) Subject: Frogstein and Birdstein, The Diary Date: 1997/01/29 Message-ID: <19970129023600.VAA08873@ladder01.news.aol.com>#1/1 X-Deja-AN: 212868437 organization: AOL Canada http://www.aol.ca newsgroups: alt.ascii-art x-admin: news@aol.com Hi everyone, The idea for the following came from my own family life. ------------------------------------ ,, _ Do you come from this ( "> <" ) devilishly hilarious ,(->)-> <( <) web page? ( ^^ ^^ v http://members.aol.com/petecasso ------------------------------------ 01WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW40WWWW5WWW50WWWW5WWW60 02 02 03 Frogstein and Birdstein, The Diary 03 04 by Pete Casso 970128 04 05 05 06 Daddy Birdstein, mummy bought me a diary! 06 07 All my friends at school have one! 07 08 / 08 09 / Why did you not buy it yourself? 09 10 / From your own allowance? 10 11 / / 11 12 _ _ 12 13 ( "> <" ) 13 14 (> )> <( <) 14 15 ^^ ^^ 15 16 16 17 It is too expensive! It is a real diary! 17 18 With a real lock and a real key! 18 19 / 19 20 / You are just a little girl! 20 21 / What secrets can you possibly have? 21 22 / / 22 23 _ _ 23 24 ( "> <" ) 24 25 (> )> <( <) 25 26 ^^ ^^ 26 27 27 28 Oh ... I write in my diary 28 29 if a boy looks at me! 29 30 That's what girls do! 30 31 / 31 32 _ _ ?! 32 33 ( "> <" ) 33 34 (> )> <( <) 34 35 ^^ ^^ 35 36 36 37 Uh, oh, "daddy" Birdstein, uh, oh! 37 38 / 38 39 / Oh, shut up, you old sinner you! 39 40 / / 40 41 / _ 41 42 .oo <" ) 42 43 ( ~) <( <) 43 44 " " ^^ 44 45WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW40WWWW5WWW50WWWW5WWW60