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From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite)
Subject: Re: Lemurian cave art
Date: 1997/01/30
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Snarkamedes (leonidas@earthlight.co.nz) wrote:

> =>> The runes were cast, the portents thundered and then Colin 
> Douthwaite warbled on about "Re: Lemurian cave art" in alt.ascii-art <<= 

The prunes were chewed, the stomach contents rumbled, and then 
Snarkamedes gurgled on about some mythical underwater hieroglyph
purporting to display evidence of the existence of an Ancient Big K 
production factory.  

>
>Aha! - this is actually a translation based on mere fragment of an ancient
>Lemurian hieroglyph.  In the course of our undersea excavations here off the
>coast of Sumatra we have uncovered the entire tablet. [reprinted (with
>permission) below]
>
>As you can see, the milk, if it is milk (taken from a freshly sacrificed
>cow? - you might just have a bad translation), is taken as a tribute to
>Lemuroquetzocoatl, the God King (as in 'The Big-K'??) of their race.  
>
>He appears to have inspired fear in them; for, as can be seen, the leading
>supplicant has the hieroglyph representing fear above him - the Budgie of
>Despair.  The King's hieroglyph is, of course, the Credit Card.
>
>===========================================================================
> ___________                _
>| -=-=-=-=- |          ____(o>____            ___             [   ]
>| /\ ;:";=> |         (___ / \ ___)        _-- _ --_           0^0
>| \/ ,~.":` |           (__\ /__)         <_  (0)  _>        \/\V/\/
>|___________|             //^\\             --___--         --| | |--
>                           /|\                               /\_|_/\
>O O
>|_| ,_,                     ^                  ^                ^
>| )/ Q_\                   /|\                /|\              /|\
>| )| \
>| )_\==m               __                 __                 __
>| ---- |               ||   ,_,           ||   ,_,           ||   ,_,
>|      |              /~~\ /_0 \  ,#>    /~~\ /_o \  ,#>    /~~\ /_O \  ,#>
>|  (0)  \_           |~"'K|  |.| ,##'   |~"'K|  |.| ,##'   |~"'K|  |.| ,##'
>| (0X0)  =|          |    |m=/-| ,#'    |    |m=/-| ,#'    |    |m=/-| ,#'
>|  (0)   =|__        |____|  ( /##'     |____|  ( /##'     |____|  ( /##'
>|____________|               _>>                _>>                u_>>
>===========================================================================


OFFICIAL::
---------

The undersea excavations and their hieroglyphs have been exhaustively 
studied by the Underwater Arm of COWSALF ( Cow Sea Air Land Forces )...

  ---------
  MOO-BOATS  ( Underwater Arm of COWSALF )
  ---------

                                            ___ 
                                           (_*_)
                                           (0 0) #)
                                            \ / _#_
                                            _V_|   |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |   751 | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  __                    ___________________|       |_________________
 |   -_______-----------                                              \
>|    _____                                 Moo-boat          --->     )
 |__ -     ---------_________________________________________________ /
                                   oo       
                               o o      
                            o ooo              after
                         o oo                 -Scott Mason-
                      o o 
                    oo 
                  o


                *  *
~~^^   ^^~   *        *      ~~^^      ~^^~     ~^~   ~^     ~^
   ~^~~     *   (__)   *          ~^~~        ~~   ~^^~
 ^^^   ~    *   (oo)   *    ~ ^^^   ~~^^~   ~~~^^     ^^~   ~~~~
^^      ~    *   \/   *    ~~^^      ~^^~     ~^~   ~^    ~^
   ~^~~         *  *            ~^~~        ~~~^^~        -cfbd-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ;~~~~~~~~~~~~~oo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                     ;           o
                      ;          o
                       ;           o
                         ;            o
                           ;           oo
                             ;           o
                               ;           !__+
                                _;_________|  |______
                         .[+(===_____________________)


All Moo-boats are now equipped with CowBuoys which also allow
surface surveillance.


                     *******************


The authentic hieroglyph (below ) clearly shows that the beverage 
was indeed milk which is essential for the nurture of all mammals. 

Note particularly that the letter "k" is lower case and not a 
capital as suggested by those who try to promote the idea that the 
beverage is Big K and not milk. 

Big K was not invented in the Hieroglyphic Age.  


===========================================================================
 ___________                       
| -=-=-=-=- |                  (__)           ___         (___)              
| /\ ;:";=> |                  (oo)        _-- _ --_      (o o)              
| \/ ,~.":` |           /-------\/        <_  (0)  _>      \ /--------\      
|___________|          / | ____||           --___--         O||      || \    
                      *  ||""  ||                            ||----/@||   *  
                         ^^    ^^                            ^^      ^^
O O                         ^                  ^                 ^ 
|_| ,_,                    /|\                /|\               /|\
| )/ Q_\                                                          
| )| \
| )_\==m               __                 __                 __
| ---- |               ||   ,_,           ||   ,_,           ||   ,_,
|      |              /~~\ /_0 \  ,#>    /~~\ /_o \  ,#>    /~~\ /_O \  ,#>
|  (0)  \_           |~"'k|  |.| ,##'   |~"'k|  |.| ,##'   |~"'k|  |.| ,##'
| (0X0)  =|          |    |m=/-| ,#'    |    |m=/-| ,#'    |    |m=/-| ,#'
|  (0)   =|__        |____|  ( /##'     |____|  ( /##'     |____|  ( /##'
|____________|               _>>                _>>                u_>>
===========================================================================



>
> --,#####,                   Lemur on the loose                ,_,      <##
>   #'   `###>  ^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^  /_0 \.      `#
>   `#.---.___,_,    "PTANG FRINK FRINK."                         \ )>     ,#
>    /' ._   ._0_\                    "cheep, cheep, cheep."    m==/' \  ,##'
>  _/,/|) `\)\           +=- leonidas@earthlight.co.nz -=+         ( ,*###'
> ( ~ <|_  |_ `~   ^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^  __\_>
>

                                                          __
  ,#####,               Lemur sharing his milk            ||   ,_,      <##.
  #'   `###>  ^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^/~~\ /_0 \.      `#
  `#.---.___,_,    "DRINK DRINK DRINK."                 |milk|   \ )>     ,#
   /' ._   ._0_\              "hurry, hurry, hurry."    |    |m==/' \  ,##'
 _/,/|) `\)\                                            |____|   ( ,*###'
( ~ <|_  |_ `~   ^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^  __\_>


Bye, Whoooooo!