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From: alt.ascii-art@radish.interlink-bbs.com
Subject: Save Phil!
Date: 1997/02/01
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Hi!

   My name is Phil and I'm a really nice guy. So please send me a penny
and then I can pay my bills! If everyone sent me a penny then I'd never 
have to worry about money again. I could even start my OWN charity to 
help others. Maybe even you, someday.

   Just think of what your pennies can do to help:


	$10.00: a tank of gas

	$25.00: my cable bill

	$50.00: food for a week

	$100.00: my phone bill

	$225.00: car payment

	$450.00: rent for one month


   You've saved the whales (they died anyway), you've written to
third-world dictators (who didn't care), you've marched for the babies 
(who didn't get any money because it all went toward some executive
luncheons), but I guarantee that every $.01 sent to Phil will go directly 
into Phil's pocket. There are NO administrative costs to eat up your 
donation; ALL contributions will go directly to Phil.

   Please mail your penny to Phil today:


	SAVE PHIL!
	717 S. Glenwood Avenue
	Springfield, IL  62704
	USA


   Just think of the good feeling you will have inside when you mail
that lonely penny to Phil! Why, you will probably be able to sleep
better than you've been able to for a long time. Don't donate to
worthless charities that steal your money, donate to Phil.

   Thank you very much for your charity and generosity,



					-Phil