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From: Moo-Juice <Ben@flag.demon.co.uk>
Subject: Just playing about <g>
Date: 1997/02/13
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It looked like a pretty normal day for Poke & Moo:






                     Boring day eh Moo?
                                       \
                                        \       ..Yup
                                       . \           \
                                                      ___   .
                                       :  _~#~_     '#####`
                                       : 'o   o`    |o   o| :
                                       ::�  |  ��   |  |  |::
                                        ::     ��   |     ::
                                         �==- /�     \ -==
                                         � | | �      | |
---------------------------------------oOOo---oOOo-oOOo-oOOo----





All of a sudden, one of the Spice girls turns up:



                                    I really, really need a beer
                                                   \
                                   Fuck knows.      \
  Guess what I really,                  \            \
           / really, want?             . \            \
     �~~  /                                           ___   .
    ���o\                              :  _~#~_     '#####`
    ��� /                              : 'o   o`    |o   o| :
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      �\                                ::     ��   |     ::
      | \                                �==- /�     \ -==
      | /                                � | | �      | |
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She makes her demands quite clear:




  I want one of you to give
  me complete and utter                         Kill her.    
  sexual pleasure!!!                  Oh.            \
           /                           . \            \
     �~~  /                                           ___   .
    ���o\                              :  _~#~_     '#####`
    ��� /                              : 'o   o`    |o   o| :
     ��/                               ::�  |  ��   |  |  |::
      �\                                ::     ��   |     ::
      | \                                �==- /�     \ -==
      | /                                � | | �      | |
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Poke takes Moo's advice and promptly shoots her:


                Argh!
    /  �        /
            o  /                      That's really gonna hurt.
                                                    \        
   \                                                 \   
             -                         .              \
      ~                                               ___   .
                                       :  _~#~_     '#####`
        /                              : 'o   o`    |o   o| :
     ��   *                            ::�  |  ��   |  |  |::
    * �\                                ::     ��   |     ::
      |     *               BLAM!        �==- /�     \ -==
      | /                      ===~______� | | �      | |
----------------------------------------------oOOo-oOOo-oOOo----





Never insult the intelligence of people who have taken the vow
of celibacy:


                                 Nice shooting Father Poke.
                                                   \
                                       Amen.        \ 
                                       . \           \
                                                      ___   .
                                       :  _~#~_     '#####`
                                       : 'o   o`    |o   o| :
                                       ::�  |  ��   |  |  |::
                                        ::     ��   |     ::
                                         �==- /�     \ -==
                                         � | | �      | |
---------------------------------------oOOo---oOOo-oOOo-oOOo----
-- 

 .           ben@flag.demon.co.uk / www.flag.demon.co.uk
                           Moo-Juice on IRC.                 ___   .
 :  _~#~_                                                  '#####`
 : 'o   o`  #include <sys/nearptr.h> void main(){__djgpp_  |o   o| :
 ::|  |  || nearptr_enable();char *v=(char*)(__djgpp_conv  |  |  |::
  ::     || entional_base+0xb8000);v[0]='M';v[1]=15;v[2]=  |     ::
   |==- /|  'o';v[3]=15;v[4]='o';v[5]=15;v[6]='!';v[7]=15   \ -==
   | | | |  ;__djgpp_nearptr_disable();};                    | |
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