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From: "T.Simpson" <tsimpson@fn3.freenet.tlh.fl.us>
Subject: Re: Save Christian!
Date: 1997/02/05
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	Now *THIS* is a hefty laugh... hahahahah... 


On Mon, 3 Feb 1997, D. Christian Gottshall wrote:

> 
> > Hi!
> > 
> >    My name is Christian and I'm a really nice guy. So please send me a
> > penny and then I can pay my bills! If everyone sent me a penny then I'd
> > never have to worry about money again. I could even start my OWN charity
> > to help others. Maybe even you, someday.
> > 
> >    Just think of what your pennies can do to help:
> > 
> > 
> > 	$20.00: a tank of gas
> > 
> > 	$50.00: food for a week
> > 
> > 	$40.00: my phone bill
> > 
> > 	$250.00: rent for one month
> > 
> > 
> >    You've saved the whales (they died anyway), you've written to
> > third-world dictators (who didn't care), you've marched for the babies 
> > (who didn't get any money because it all went toward some executive
> > luncheons), but I guarantee that every $.01 sent to Christian will go
> > directly into Christian's pocket. There are NO administrative costs to
> > eat up your donation; ALL contributions will go directly to Christian.
> > 
> >    Please mail your penny to Christian today:
> > 
> > 
> > 	SAVE CHRISTIAN!
> > 	c/o
> 	University of South Florida
> > 	Theatre Department
> > 	4202 E. Fowler Ave., TAR 230
> > 	Tampa, FL 33620 USA
> > 
> >    Just think of the good feeling you will have inside when you mail
> > that lonely penny to Christian! Why, you will probably be able to sleep
> > better than you've been able to for a long time. Don't donate to
> > worthless charities that steal your money, donate to Christian.
> > 
> >    Thank you very much for your charity and generosity,
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > 					-Christian
> 
>                                  ._______.                 
> +-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=  | /   \ | -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+ 
> |                             .--| O | O |______.  "O frabjous day!   |
> |  D. CHRISTIAN GOTTSHALL   __).-|  .|.  |\   / |       Callooh!      |
> | ACTOR/COMEDIAN/RACONTEUR  >__) (\-----/)Q | Q |--.      Callay!"    |
> |cgottsha@satie.arts.usf.edu      \\___//  .|.  |-.(__  he chortled   |
> |                                  \___/( /---\ ) (__<  in his joy... |
> +-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=  \\/`\// -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+
>                                           \___/         
> 
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