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From: "D. Christian Gottshall" <cgottsha@arts.usf.edu>
Subject: Re: Save Christian!
Date: 1997/02/03
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> Hi!
> 
>    My name is Christian and I'm a really nice guy. So please send me a
> penny and then I can pay my bills! If everyone sent me a penny then I'd
> never have to worry about money again. I could even start my OWN charity
> to help others. Maybe even you, someday.
> 
>    Just think of what your pennies can do to help:
> 
> 
> 	$20.00: a tank of gas
> 
> 	$50.00: food for a week
> 
> 	$40.00: my phone bill
> 
> 	$250.00: rent for one month
> 
> 
>    You've saved the whales (they died anyway), you've written to
> third-world dictators (who didn't care), you've marched for the babies 
> (who didn't get any money because it all went toward some executive
> luncheons), but I guarantee that every $.01 sent to Christian will go
> directly into Christian's pocket. There are NO administrative costs to
> eat up your donation; ALL contributions will go directly to Christian.
> 
>    Please mail your penny to Christian today:
> 
> 
> 	SAVE CHRISTIAN!
> 	c/o
	University of South Florida
> 	Theatre Department
> 	4202 E. Fowler Ave., TAR 230
> 	Tampa, FL 33620 USA
> 
>    Just think of the good feeling you will have inside when you mail
> that lonely penny to Christian! Why, you will probably be able to sleep
> better than you've been able to for a long time. Don't donate to
> worthless charities that steal your money, donate to Christian.
> 
>    Thank you very much for your charity and generosity,
> 
> 
> 
> 					-Christian

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| ACTOR/COMEDIAN/RACONTEUR  >__) (\-----/)Q | Q |--.      Callay!"    |
|cgottsha@satie.arts.usf.edu      \\___//  .|.  |-.(__  he chortled   |
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