X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,29af85a6ec9fa12 X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public From: GD BREHM Subject: Re: Save Phil! Date: 1997/02/04 Message-ID: #1/1 X-Deja-AN: 214610599 references: <199702011618.KAA08694@radish.interlink-bbs.com> to: alt.ascii-art@radish.interlink-bbs.com content-type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII organization: New Mexico State University mime-version: 1.0 newsgroups: alt.ascii-art I'll send you that penny as soon as you send me a stamp to mail it with. ;-) On Sat, 1 Feb 1997 alt.ascii-art@radish.interlink-bbs.com wrote: > Hi! > > My name is Phil and I'm a really nice guy. So please send me a penny > and then I can pay my bills! If everyone sent me a penny then I'd never > have to worry about money again. I could even start my OWN charity to > help others. Maybe even you, someday. > > Just think of what your pennies can do to help: > > > $10.00: a tank of gas > > $25.00: my cable bill > > $50.00: food for a week > > $100.00: my phone bill > > $225.00: car payment > > $450.00: rent for one month > > > You've saved the whales (they died anyway), you've written to > third-world dictators (who didn't care), you've marched for the babies > (who didn't get any money because it all went toward some executive > luncheons), but I guarantee that every $.01 sent to Phil will go directly > into Phil's pocket. There are NO administrative costs to eat up your > donation; ALL contributions will go directly to Phil. > > Please mail your penny to Phil today: > > > SAVE PHIL! > 717 S. Glenwood Avenue > Springfield, IL 62704 > USA > > > Just think of the good feeling you will have inside when you mail > that lonely penny to Phil! Why, you will probably be able to sleep > better than you've been able to for a long time. Don't donate to > worthless charities that steal your money, donate to Phil. > > Thank you very much for your charity and generosity, > > > > -Phil > > > -GD Brehm _ _| | | _` | __| _ \ | / | ( | | ( | < ___| \__, |_| \___/ _|\_\ |___/ | | _| _ _| __| __ \ _ \ __| _ \ | _ \ __| | _` | __ `__ \ | | | | __/ | __/ __| ( | | | ( | | | | \__|_| |_|\___|_| \___|_| \___/ _| ___| \__,_|_| _| _| gbrehm@nmsu.edu