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From: Veronica Karlsson <dream@on.spammer>
Subject: Re: Portraits?
Date: 1997/12/20
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Jonathon R. Oglesbee wrote:
> 
> I have to appologize.  I am too handsome for ascii portraits.  If I could make one that did me justice, it would just result in all
> these women on this newsgroup rushing to Oklahoma, to try to rape me.  I hate when that happens.  If you gals just HAVE to... well,
> try the Tulsa Fertility Clinic.  I donate sperm there.
> 
>    On the other hand... if you are really pretty, we might can work something out.  You'll have to be at least as pretty as my wife,
> though.  That's gonna be a tough job, however.
> 
>    Anyway, I think I will not do an ascii picture of me for y'all.  I allus did figger that a little knowledge was a dangerous
> thing, an' even jus' an ascii pix of me mite be too danberess for most of you gals to see.  I would hate to be the cause of more
> fussin' an' frustratin' than there already is in the world.
> 

Coward!  :D

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