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From: John Nunley <nunley@goodnet.com>
Subject: Funny Bone Sample for Tuesday
Date: 1997/12/02
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       .=.       The Lady Druggist...
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     (/6 6\)     A man went into a pharmacy to find a cure for his
     )\ = /(     persistent erection. he was embarrassed to find that
    (_ ) ( _)    there was only a female assistant, but she did her
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   \ \)___(/ /   "Well, I've had an erection for two weeks, and I can't
    \/     \/    get it to go down.  What can you give me for it?"
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     |     |     "Just a minute, please sir, I'd like to consult my
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      `"`"`      we can offer you is the shop and $300 in cash."

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