X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,53a1acc9768d88fa,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public From: John Nunley Subject: Dust Off Your Funny Bone Date: 1997/08/21 Message-ID: <33FCF09E.6E37@goodnet.com>#1/1 X-Deja-AN: 267988454 Organization: GoodNet Reply-To: nunley@goodnet.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Welcome To... _______ _ |__ __| | | | | |__ ___ | | | '_ \ / _ \ .-. _ ______ | | | | | | __/ ____ ( `. .' ) | ____| |_| |_| |_|\___| | _ \ `\ ` .' | |__ _ _ _ __ _ __ _ _ | |_) | ___ _ __ ___ | | | __| | | | '_ \| '_ \| | | | | _ < / _ \| '_ \ / _ \ | | | | | |_| | | | | | | | |_| | | |_) | (_) | | | | __/ | 66|_ |_| \__,_|_| |_|_| |_|\__, | |____/ \___/|_| |_|\___| | ,__) __/ | |(,_| |___/ | | | \_, This is a sample of the humor and art of The Funny Bone, | | a free weekly e-mailing of jokes and funny stories, il- | | lustrated with the original ASCII artwork of Joan Stark. .' \ If you enjoy this and would like to have The Funny Bone ( , ) e-mailed to you each week, free of charge, then follow '--' '-' the subscription instructions in the signature. .----------------. An idiot was waiting in the down- |_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I]___ town L. A. bus station for the .::. | _ : ; _ ) bus to Pasadena. He spotted a jgs ':::'' ='-(_)----------=-(_)-' machine with a sign that read: YOUR HEIGHT, YOUR WEIGHT, YOUR FORTUNE $1.00 He stepped on the scale and dropped a dollar bill in the slot. Out came a card that said: "You are 5 feet 10 inches tall. You weigh 160 pounds, and you are waiting for the bus to Pasadena." The idiot said, "How did that machine know that? Well, I'll fool it." He went downstairs to the men's room, rolled up his coat collar, pulled down the brim of his hat, and put on a fake beard. He tiptoed back up the stairs, sneaked along the wall, spun around and jumped on the scale and quickly placed another dollar in the slot. Out came a card that read: "You are 5 feet 10 inches tall, you weigh 160 pounds, and while you were screwing around down in the men's room, you missed the bus to Pasadena." _ .-. John Nunley ( `. .' ) `. ` /' Write to to learn more | | about the Funny Bone and to have subscription | | instructions automatically e-mailed to you. _|66 | (__, | For more humor, visit the Funny Bone Website L_,)| http://www.funnybone.com | | ,_/ | ASCII Art by Joan Stark | | http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ | | / '. The Funny Bone is powered by a GoSite Internet Server ( , ) http://www.funnybone.com/gs jgs '-' '--'