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From: Howard Wen <wen@why.net>
Subject: "Angry Flute" #2
Date: 1997/08/21
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              H e ' s   A N G R Y ! !

                                   _  agents, like amateur
  H e ' s   a   F L U T E ! !     / \   flutists, SUCK!!
                                 /   \    /
                                 || ||   /
          H e ' s . . .          |\_/|  /
                                 (   )
                                 }_ /{
     A N G R Y   F L U T E !     }o o{
                                 } \ {
                                 } < {
                                 )___(
                                 |   |
                                 | O |
                                 |   |         C r e a t e d   b y
                                 | O |     H o w a r d   W e n !
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        To improve the marketability of their client, handlers
      for Angry Flute hope to soften his "aggressively proactive
       stance" by test-marketing him in possible partnerships...








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   prodigious birth of low it is to me
 that i must love a flute who is so mean....
               |                                         _
               |     did my thoughts GROAN till now?    / \
               |     my GOD this BITES. for i never    /   \
               |   heard such WHINING till this night! || ||
               |                                   \   |\_/|
                                                    \  (   )
,________    ,___     ________,                        }_ /{
(________\  /(- -`   /________)                        }o o{
 `(_______\ | . .\ \ _______)`                         } / {
    `(____ {C  .) \} ____)`                            } > {
      `(__ {\  _  \} __)`                              )___(
        `( ||\___/_{ )`                                |   |
          `|}|___||``                                  | O |
           }}}    |                                    |   |
           }}}    |                                    | O |
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                                           i said BOBA FETT!! i'd only
          M-M-Mr. Flute, i'm such a        consider working with HIM--
        BIG FAN of yours! a-and i want      are you people IDIOTS??!!!
         you to know w-what an HONOR                     _  /
        it is for me to test with you--                 / \
                     /                                 /   \
                  _                                    || ||
                 /_\                                   |\_/|
                |___|                                  (   )
               -|Cco|                                  }\ /{
                | ..|                                  }o o{
                |---|                                  } \ {
                |O__|                                  } O {
          __,--_\===/_--,__                            )___(
         (___--||___||--___)                           |   |
          [_]\_//   ||_/[_]                            | O |
           M  []:[][][]  M                             |   |
          ||| []-[][][] |||                            | O |
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                        OH--so you think i have an
                   'attitude problem'...well, at least,
                     i'm not some merchandising WHORE,   _
                        you mute, fat-headed FREAK!!    / \
                                               \       /   \
                                                \      || ||
             _           _                       \     |\_/|
            / \_______ /|_\                            (   )
           /          /_/ \__                          }_ /{
          /             \_/ /                          }o o{
        _|_              |/|_                          } / {
        _|_  O    _    O  _|_                          } > {
        _|_      (_)      _|_                          )___(
         \                 /                           |   |
          _\_____________/_                            | O |
         /  \/  (___)  \/  \                           |   |
         \__(  o     o  )__/                           | O |
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                   'but is it not within the
              realm of extreme possibility that Mr.
              Schiming contracted extrabiological,
           microcellular organisms that compelled him    _
                to murder--' w-what?! GEEZ-UZ, WHO      / \
                   THE HELL WRITES THIS CRAP??!!       /   \
                                               \       || ||
                                                \      |\_/|
                                                 \     (   )
                 ___,                                  }\ /{
               /(-/-)\                                 }o o{
              // . . |\                          ..    } / {
              ||  ]  )|                         //|    } > {
              ||  -  ||                        //____  )___(
              \_\___/_/                        |.    | |   |
             /   \_/,_ \                       |.-X_ | | O |
            / |   |FBI| \                      |. =  | |   |
            \ \   |_o_/ /                      |_____| | O |
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                               Copyright 1997 Howard Wen (wen@why.net)


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