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From: Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine <dave@xemu.demon.co.uk>
Subject: Re: meet the CLAMS
Date: 1997/04/28
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>>   Admiral Damien   reviews his navy:
>>
>>            handle that Ward creep       .---.        .---.
>>    .-----  /  or it's rice&beans!      /    [O      /    6
>>   < \\ "(*)                            \   {Ho      \  .::__
>>    `-----'  .-                          `----'       `---'  \
>>                                                             _\|
>
>MicroClams(clamspores):   <@(*)>   <@_=



   
  TWO CLAMS, lost in the middle of the desert...
 

      
  quick, how much money
 have you got in your wallet?     $7500---but why??
                  /                   \   
             <K'                         'Z>
   ..............\................................................
                  \
   now just think of a course that costs that much,
    and within 15 minutes the registrar will find us.
                          (this joke originally by Richmann).
        




       how many clams does it take to change a lightbulb?
          /
       <=@>       "^> 
                /
    none: the lightbulb must find $80,000 dollars to become clear,
    then it will have the selfdetermination to change itself.        

     OR....

    twelve: one to change the bulb itself, 
    and eleven more to process the routing forms.      








        why do clams never have      coz they chucked the little doggie
        all 4 players at monopoly?    in the pool!
          /                              \
      <3'                               <(*)@>







    Clamz meets snaylz

               I may move slowly            by applying the teknology
              but I get to see the world     of LRon Hubbub I have 
                       \                              /  learned to be
     _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ____@/                   '==>      stuck on a
                                                         rock and go
                                                           nowhere





   LRon Hubbub public relations teknology
   (1)              (2)               (3)
       .-~~-.            .-~~-.             .-~~-.   ;
      <  ..@  .-        <  ..@  .          <  ..@  .-
       '-..-|            '-..-|  :          '-..-|
            |____             |____              |__ _
  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~        ~~~~~~~~~~~        ~~~~~~~~-~~

     [ clam,               BLAM,           thank you mam!  ]



--               n 
   *            ."""@__      so if ever you cross the cult of clambots
    '..........'    ...o       be sure your dog has waterwings
     :           .'""""'   and should they come creeping round your garden
     :           :           a rotweiler is just the thing
     : :""""""": :
    (duk)     (e  )     they're---drowning my doggie in the poo-l
     :_'.      :_'.      those clams with the slimy white trail
     (_)       (_)    he's under the waves all but his tai-l
                        i do hope that doggie can swim...