X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,be9a6e3ece451d06,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public From: JM Subject: FAST CASH$$$ Date: 1996/10/11 Message-ID: <325d8af6.0@wind.midamer.net> X-Deja-AN: 188825952 newsgroups: alt.ascii-art YOU WON'T FIND AN EASIER WAY TO MAKE FAST MONEY THAN THIS!!! EVERYONE HAS WASTED $5 ON SOMETHING THEY REGRETED LATER. IF YOU PASS THIS UP, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY YOU COULD HAVE MADE!! IT'S ONLY $5!!! JUST TRY IT AND SEE FOR YOURSELF!!! ***************************************************************************** > This is not a "Get rich quick scheme" or a Pyramid scheme. It is a > program created and maintained by people like you who have a need for money. It > won't make you millionaire, but it will make you enough to pay off your debts, > and who knows maybe you'll be behind the wheel of a new BMW in as little as two > months!!!! If you're too eager to read what this all about, then you can > skip this section and go straight to the Instructions Section at the bottom of this > article. **Actually, this IS a get rich quick scheme. But it's one that works! **You won't become a millionaire, but you will worry much less about **bills. I know this because I NEEDED this program to work so I could **put food in my kitchen. Give it a chance and you WILL suprise **yourself!! > > Are you curious?? > > Want to make cash easy???!!! > > Please read on!!!!!! > > Have you ever asked yourself, "How do I make some serious cash in a > hurry?" Have you ever felt suffocated by credit card bills? Well, just listen > to this. I have finally found it. A way to make money without losing your shirt, > without having to work excessive overtime, without being roped into a scheme. I > hate those Pyramid schemes, those get rich quick 900 numbers; all those cheesy, no > good rob you blind scams. The way to make money without the pain is here. > > I was scanning through a Newsgroup, much like you are now, when I saw > an article saying, " Pay off those credit cards!! " Being a curious person > and extremely strapped for cash by credit card debt myself I decided to check > it out. The article described a way to MAIL A $1 DOLLAR BILL TO ONLY FIVE > PEOPLE AND MAKE $50,000 IN FOUR WEEKS!!!!!!! Well, the more I thought > about it the more curious I got. Why? Because of how it works, and > because it would onle cost me five dollars (and 5 stamps). > > Okay, so the $50,000 was a little out of reach. But I figured I could > make at least a 1000 bucks or so. So I did it. I followed the instructions to the > letter. I mailed a single dollar to each of the five persons on the list (there's one at the > end of the article). I included a small note with the dollar that asked, "Please > add my name to the list." I then removed the name in the first position of the five > names listed, moved the remaining four names each up one position, and put my name in > slot #5. > Last, I posted a revised article with my name on it and posted it in as > many newsgroups as possible. > > I waited for the money to start coming prepared to receive a couple > hundred, maybe a thousand dollars. But, what an awesome surprise, the envelopes kept > coming in. I knew what they were when I saw the addresses coming in from all over > the world. > The end result depends on you. You must follow through and repost > this article everywhere you can think of. The more postings you make, the more cash > ends up in your mailbox. It's too easy and too cheap to pass up!!! > > Let's review why you should do this: > It only costs five dollars and five stamps. You have only to take a walk > to the mailbox and post the article as many times as possible in exchange for > the great reward which will come. We all have five dollars for an easy, > effortless investment which will make you 15,000 to 25,000 dollars in the next 3-5 > weeks. > You can't lose. Pay off those bills at the end of the month. > > So, HOW DO YOU DO IT??? > > Instructions: > I have provided the most detailed instructions on how to get underway. > The list of names follws the instructons. > > 1. Take a sheet of paper, write on it "PLEASE ADD MY NAME TO THE LIST " > This creates a service out of the money making system and thus makes it > one hundred percent legal. One dollar for the service of adding your name > to the list. For a neat twist you can write the position the addressee's name appeared > on your list , such as: "You were #4." > > 2. Fold that sheet of paper around a one dollar bill ( to hide the cash from the > those people who like to look at envelopes for cash). Put the folded piece of paper > with its contents into an envelope, address to the name on the list and send. Don't forget the stamp. > > 3. Now read carefully, here is how you start getting money. Look at > the list of five people, remove the first name and move everyone on the list up one > position. Now, put your name, address, zipcode, and country in position #5, the > bottom position on the list. So, #1 gets bumped off the list, #2 become #1, #3 > becomes #2, and so on. > > 4. Upload the revised article with your name in position five to as many > newsgroups and local bulletin boards as possible. Give a catchy description so it > get's noticed. Such as: " Need FAST CASH!!!" The more uploads the more you > make, and, of course, the more everyone on the list makes. Let's all take care of > each other and be HONEST by putting 120 percent into this profitable and amazing > system. You'll reap the benefits, believe me!! > > 5. The best step of all. Sit on this step and just wait for the mailman to come. Enjoy life knowing those debts are going to be paid off so you can start dreaming again. It adds new life to the phrase, " ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DOLLAR!!" > > > AND NOW THE LIST > > THE LIST***THE LIST***THE LIST***THE LIST***THE LIST***THE LIST > > >1. Bill Johnson > 31 N. Prince St. > Millersvillle, PA 17551 > >2. Olaph Swensen > PO Box 1332 > Cave Junction, OR 97523 > >3. Brad Weiner > 11445 East Cimmarron Drive > Englewood, CO 80111 > >4. Mario Samuels 16023 Highlander Dr Houston, Texas 77082 5. J. Melton 710 West College Carbondale, IL 62901