X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 10ac39,d1a993232811f88a X-Google-Attributes: gid10ac39,public X-Google-Thread: f996b,461c722d43f8e6ad X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public From: John W Subject: Re: S.A.S Badge Sig size Needed Date: 1996/10/14 Message-ID: X-Deja-AN: 189696843 distribution: world x-nntp-posting-host: g8sbs.demon.co.uk references: organization: Who Dare,S WIN,S mime-version: 1.0 newsgroups: alt.ascii-art,alt.fan.lemurs In article <53sf46$i3b@orm.southern.co.nz>, Colin Douthwaite writes >Snarkamedes (leonidas@earthlight.co.nz) wrote: > >> ,_, <##. >> "Mooooo!" (__) Frinkquently Asked Questions Part 8: /_O \. `# >> _____|OO| Lemurs with *Machineguns* vs Cows ___\,)\ ,# >> /| # (oo) o====[_=/m/, \ ,##' >> ~ |_#__#_|^ + leonidas@earthlight.co.nz + V~`( ,*###' >> _____|\__|>________________________________ "Frink frink" __\_> > > > > >And the answers... > > > > ===================================================================== > = = > = Newsgroup: alt.fan.lemoors = > = <""""> Frankly Answered Questions <""""> = > = <(c)(c)> (Part 4 of 7, Lemurs Versus Cows) <(.)(.)> = > = "{..}" v.4 )/~\( = > == "\/" ============================================= \U/ == > > > > The Answers > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > 1) What's the story about these Lemurs I occasionally see flying > past my window? > > ____________________________________________________________________ > |__________________________________________________________________| > | | > | \\ | > | \\ | > | / \ | > | / \ | > | \ \ | > | \ \(__) | > | *--> (oo) | > | o / / \/ | > | / / | > | o \ / | > | o \ / | > | o // | > | o // | > | o <""""> | > | o <(x)(x)> | > | )/~\( | > | , \+/ ; | > | o ; . . ; | > | `'' ''' | > |__________________________________________________________________| > |__________________________________________________________________| > > Flying Stealth Cow dropping a lemur outside your window ! > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > (2) How come the Lemurs can get onto the cow starship when the > > cows themselves can't get back in? > > > A Myth..... > > > The Mooship Enterprise....no keys required > > > ( ___ ) > ( O O ) > /MOO\ \ / > MOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOM\ MOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOM\o/ > MOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOO/ MOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOO ____ > MOO MOOMOOMOO _____/ > MOO MOOMOO __/ . . > MOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMO _/ . > MOO MOOSHIP-1701 MOOMOO-( _/ . . > MOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOO / . . . > _/. > /. . > /. . . > / . > /. . . > / . . > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > (3) What is the Terror Cow? > > > None other than the carrier, and dropper of, unfortunate lemurs > > ....from a great height ! > > > \\ > \\ > / \ > / \ > \ \ > \ \(__) > *--> (oo) > o / / \/ > / / > o \ / > o \ / > o // > o // > o > o > o ! ! > o ; ! > o ; ! > ":. .:""... > :.: "". > o : ..: "'.<""""> > o :..' )) ..<(x)(x)> > '))) ; .:. )/~\( > o ; .')) \x/ > ))) > ! > > ! ! > ! ! > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > (4) What is the Cowship Investigation Agency? > > > (__) > (OO) __ > \/ |__| > // \ | > // \ \ | > \// \ | > /-------------\ > -----------------------/ \ > ----------------------/ CIA \ > / \ > _____________/---------------------\_____________ > / \ > / Cowship Investigation Agency \ > \ ( No Questions Asked ) / > \_________________________________________________/ > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > (5) Is Allan Murphy actually a cow? > > > +=================================+ > | M U R P H Y ' S S A L O O N | > (__)| +-----+ | > (xx)| | ___ | |(__) > \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo) > | |==|==| | \/ > | |==|==| | > ---------------------------------------- > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > (6) Has anyone besides Allan had these weird cow experiences? > > > > (__) > ([][]) "I have this recurring dream > __\/_--U about falling lemurs.".. (__) > /\ \__ ^ :..("") > /\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ // > /----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / // > \\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ // > /====== \/ =======/==============// > *_/ / \ /^ // / \\ > / \ ^ // \\ > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > (7) What was the so-called "Last Report of Agent North By North- > west?" > > > BEATS ME !!! > > But it sounds like he finally passed out smoking !! > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > (8) Where can I get weapons to fend off the Cows? > > > > Don't bother - you'd be wasting your time and money ! > > > ====================================================== > > COWSALF ( Cow Sea, Air, & Land Forces ) > > ====================================================== > > ===== > SEA > ===== > ___ > (_*_) > (0 0) #) > \ / _#_ > _V_| | > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | 751 | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > __ ___________________| |_________________ > | -_______----------- \ > >| _____ Moo-boat ---> ) > |__ - ---------_________________________________________________ / > oo > o o > o ooo after > o oo -Scott Mason- > o o > oo > o > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------- > > ===== > AIR > ===== > > > \\ \\ \\ > \\ \\ \\ > / \ / \ / \ > / \ / \ / \ > \ \ \ \ \ \ > \ \(__) \ \(__) \ \(__) > *--> (oo) *--> (oo) *--> (oo) > / / \/ / / \/ / / \/ > / / / / / / > \ / \ / \ / > \ / \ / \ / > // // // > // // // > > > A Flight of Stealth Terror Cows > > > ----------------------------------------------------------------------- > > ====== > LAND > ====== > > (__) > (OO) __ > \/ |__| > // \ | > // \ \ | > \// \ | > /-------------\ > -----------------------/ \ > ----------------------/ \ > / \ > _____________/---------------------\_____________ > / \ > / \ > \ / > \_________________________________________________/ > > > > (___) (___) (___) (___) > (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) > \ / \ / \ / \ / > __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ > /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: > \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ > > (___) (___) (___) (___) > (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) > \ / \ / \ / \ / > __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __ V __ __[_V_]__ > /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: > \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ > > (___) (___) (___) (___) > (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) > \ / \ / \ / \ / > __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ > /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: > \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > (9) Have Microsoft and IBM been infiltrated by the Cows? > > > > Well whadda YOU think ? > > > > > (__) (__) > / oo _______ / @@ _______ > | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ > | |___ | IBM PC | | |___ | IBM PC | > | ---@ |________| | ---@ |________| > * | | ---- | | | | ---- | | > \ | |_____ | |_____ > \|________| *____/|________| > > CompuCow CompuCow After an All-niter > > > > (__) (__) > / -- _______ / .\/. _______ > | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ > | |___ | IBM PC | | |___ | IBM PC | > | ---@ |________| | ---@ |________| > | | ---- | | * | | ---- | | > | |_____ \ | |_____ > *____/|________| \|________| > > CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > (10) Have the cows tried any clever new strategies? > > > / > / > ... > .":. .:"" "". > / : :.: . "'.<""""> > : ..: .:..<(=)(=)> > / :..')) ; .'). )/~\( > |\ '))) ))) \U/ > / | \ > \\ \ / / > / \\ \ / > / \\___\ / > / \\ > / \\ > _______ / / \\ > / _____ | / \\ > / /(__) || / / \\ > ________/ / |OO| || / \\ > | |-------|| / \\ >(| | -.|| \\ > | ____ \ ||==================================O================ >/| / __ \ |______|| / __ \ / __ \ | | / __ \ / __ \ |\ >\|| / \ |_______________| / \ |_| / \ |__| |_____| / \ |__| / \|_|/ > | () | | () | | () | | () | | () | > \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ > > > The Dreaded Mobile Cowtapult & Lemur Launcher > aka Pusspussupflingermaschine > > > > COWBUOYS > -------- > > * * > ~~^^ ^^~ * * ~~^^ ~^^~ ~^~ ~^ ~^ > ~^~~ * (__) * ~^~~ ~~ ~^^~ > ^^^ ~ * (oo) * ~ ^^^ ~~^^~ ~~~^^ ^^~ ~~~~ > ^^ ~ * \/ * ~~^^ ~^^~ ~^~ ~^ ~^ > ~^~~ * * ~^~~ ~~~^^~ -cfbd- > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ;~~~~~~~~~~~~~oo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > ; o > ; o > ; o > ; o > ; oo > ; o > ; !__+ > _;_________| |______ > .[+(===_____________________) > > > Moo-boats are using CowBuoys for surface surveillance. > > CowBuoys can be rotated through 360 degrees and give much > clearer vision than the periscope. Also the Moo-boats can remain > totally submerged during the continuous surveillance. > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > (11) Are the lemurs actually stringing the cows along, laughing > > from the shadows while the cows fumble about on their mad > > dreams of world domination? > > > > Dunno......the cows seem to be enjoying the ride though ! > > > ______________________ > | |\ > | (__) | | > | (oo) | | > | \/ | | > | / \ \ | | > ///////// \_ \_/////// | ... > | | / | | .":. .:"" "". > | /++++++< | | : :.: "'.<""""> > |==/====|==\=\=========|=|========================== .:..<(o)(o)> > | * | \ \ | | :..'.. .')) )/~\( > | | \_\_ | | :: )) ; : \U/ > ______\O)-----^---------------\O)________________')))___)))___________ > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > (12) What are all these cow-related things doing in a lemurs > newsgroup? > > > > Huh?.... lemurs ? l-e-m-u-r-s ? - wotch you're speling please ! > ^^^^^^ > > > (__) (__) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__)(__)(__) (__) > (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__) > \/(oo)\/ (oo)/(__)/ (oo)(oo)\/ (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo) > \/ \/ (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ > \/ > > > Newsgroup: alt.fan.lemoors > > > > TO BE CONTINUED NEXT MOONTH ! > > ====================================================================== > >Bye, !!!!!!!!! WHATS THIS GOT TO DO WITH A WING,D dAGGER -- John W