X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,a18b592475fcce23,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public From: "e.g.a." Subject: DO NOT WORRY/BE HAPPY/READ HOW Date: 1996/11/15 Message-ID: <01bbd32b$f35af6e0$e80a07c2@year2633> X-Deja-AN: 196708996 organization: INnet NV (post doesn't reflect views of INnet NV) newsgroups: alt.ascii-art DON'T WORRY - BE HAPPY . IF YOU ARE REALLY INTERESTED IN MAKING LARGE AMOUNTS OF CASH, THEN YOU MUST READ THE ARTICLE THAT GOT ME STARTED!!! Hi! Take 5 minutes to read this and it WILL change your life!!!! Intrigued???? The internet has grown tremendously. It doubles in size every 4 months! Think about it. You see those 'Make. Money. Fast" posts more and more. That's....because it WORKS! That's why I decided to try it out, a few months ago. Besides, what's $5.00, we spend much more than that on our way to work! So I sent in my money and posted! Everyone is calling it a scam, but there are SO many new users from AOL, Netcom, etc. that will join in and make it work for you! THIS IS NOT A SCAM OR A HOAX!!! IT IS IN EVERY WAY LEGAL!!! Well, two weeks later, I began receiving bucks in the mail!! I couldn't believe it!! Not just a little, I mean big bucks!! At first only a few hundred, then a week later a couple of thousand! By the end of the fourth week I had received just over $49,000.00! It came from all over the world! And every bit of it perfectly legal and on the up and up! Not only does it work for me, it works for other folks as well! Marcus Valppu says he made $57,883 in 4 weeks. Dave Manning claims he made $53,664 in the same amount of time. Dan Shepstone says it was only $17,000 for him, but Steve Boltinghouse claims to have received nearly $47,000! Do I know these folks??? No, but when I read how they say they did it, it made sense to me. Enough sense that I'm taking a similar chance with $5 of my own bucks. Not a big chance, I admit...but one with incredible potential, because $5 is all anyone ever invests in this system. Period. That's all Marcus, Dave, Dan or Steve invested, yet their $5 netted them tens of thousands of dollars each, in a safe, legal, completely legitimate way. Here's how it works, in 3 easy steps: STEP 1: Invest your $5 by writing your name and address on five separate pieces of paper, along with the words: "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST" (In this way you're not just sending a dollar to someone; you're paying for a legitimate service.) Fold a $1 bill inside each paper, and mail them to the following five addresses! 1.. Natalie Jansen Lancveldlaan 18 5671 CN Nuenen Holland 2.. Chad Collier 2785 Cold Springs Rd. #49 Placerville, CA 95667 California, U.S.A. 3. Steve Boltinghouse 1009 Bird Street Hannibal, MO 63401 U.S.A. 4. Herve Mermain 34 rue de bagnolet, 75020 Paris, France 5. EGA c/o TOTOLINO Dascottelei 120, Bus 8 Deurne, B-2100 Belgium STEP 2: Now remove the top name from the list, and move the other names up. This way, #5 becomes #4 and so on. Put your name in as the fifth one on the list. STEP 3: Post your amended article (with your name at #5) to at least 250 newsgroups. There are at least 19000 newsgroups at any given moment in time. Try posting to as many newsgroups as you can. Remember....the more groups you post to, the more people will see your article and send you cash! ---------HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUP--------NETSCAPE3.0------------------ 1) Click on any news group like normal, then click on the "TO NEWS" button, which is on the far left of your button bar when you are in the newsgroups page. This will bring up a box to type a message in. 2) Leave the news group line like it is, change the subject box to something flashy like : "READ HERE " OR "FAST CASH" 3) Tab down once and you should be ready to type your article. Now, retype (only once) THIS whole article WORD for WORD, except insert YOUR NAME at the #5 position, removing the #1 position. Keep everything else basically the same! 4) When you are done typing the whole article, click on FILE in THIS BOX, RIGHT ABOVE SEND, NOT WHERE IS SAYS NETSCAPE NEWS ON THE FIRST BOX. Click on SAVE AS when you are under FILE. Save your article as a text file to your C: or A: drive. DO NOT SEND OR POST YOUR ARTICLE UNTIL YOU DO THIS. Once saved, move on to number 5 below. 5) If you still have all your text, send or post to this newsgroup now by just clicking SEND, which is right below FILE, and right above Cc:! 6) Here's where you're going to post to all 250! OK, click on any newsgroup then click on the "TO NEWS" button in the top left corner. Leave the NEWSGROUPS BOX alone again, put another flashy title in the SUBJECT BOX, hit TAB once to go to the body of the message, and then click on ATTACHMENTS, which is below the SUBJECT BOX. You will now get another box to come up. Click on ATTACH FILE, then find YOUR file that you saved; click once on the file, and then click OPEN. Now click on OK. If you did this right, you should see your file name in the attachments box, and it will be shaded green. -------------IE EXPLORER----------------------- Hold down the left mouse button, highlight this article. Then press the "CTRL" key and the "C" key at the same time to copy this article. Then print this article for your records to have the names of those you will be sending $1 bills to. Next, go to the news groups and press "POST AN ARTICLE". A window will now open. Type in your headline in the subject area and then click in the large window below. Press "CTRL" and then "V" and the article will be placed in the window. If you want to edit the article, do so and then highlight and copy it again. Now, everytime you post the article in a new newsgroup, all you have to repeat is "CTRL" and "V" and press POST. 7) That's it! Each time you do this, all you have to do is type in a different newsgroup, so that way, it posts to 250+ DIFFERENT newsgroups, you see? Each one only takes about 30 seconds once you get started. Remember....250 is THE MINIMUM! More is recommended. AND THAT'S IT!!! THAT'S THE ONLY 3 STEPS THERE IS!!! You are now in business for yourself, and should start seeing returns within 7 to 14 days! Remember....the Internet is new and HUGE. There is no way you can lose! NOW HERE IS HOW AND WHY THE SYSTEM WORKS: Out of every block of 250 postings you make, let's say you ONLY receive 5 replies, which is a VERY LOW estimate! You make $5 in cash...with your name at #5! Each additional person who sent you $1 now also makes 250 postings with your name at #4, 1000 postings. On average then, 50 people will send you $1 with your name at #4......that's $50 you just made! Now these 50 new people will make 250 postings each with your name at #3 or 10,000 postings. Average return, 500 people = $500. They make 250 postings each with your name at #2 = 100,000 postings = 5000 returns at $1 each = $5,000 in cash! Finally, 5000 people make 250 postings each with your name at #1 and you get a return of $60,000 before your name drops off the list. And that's only if everyone down the line makes only 250 postings each and only 5 people respond to each person!!!! Your total income for this one cycle is $55,000!!! >From time to time when you see your name is no longer on the list, you take the latest posting you can find and start all over again! The end result depends on you. You must follow through and repost this article everywhere you can think of. The more postings you make, the more cash ends up in your mailbox. It's too easy and too cheap to pass up!!! Pretty simple sounding stuff, huh? But believe me, it works! There a MILLIONS of people surfing the net every day, all day, all over the world. And 100,000 new people get on the net every day. You know that,you've seen the stories in the paper. So read and follow the simple instructions and play fair. That's the key, and that's all there is to it. Print this out right now so you can refer to this article easily. Try and keep an eye on all the postings you made to make sure everyone is playing fairly. You know where your name should be. If you're really not sure or still think this can't be for real, then don't do it! You can pass it along to someone who really needs the bucks, and see what happens! REMEMBER.....HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY. YOU DON'T NEED TO CHEAT THE BASIC IDEA TO MAKE THE MONEY. GOOD LUCK TO ALL, AND PLEASE PLAY FAIR AND YOU WILL WIN AND MAKE SOME REAL INSTANT FREE CASH!!! ***By the way, if you try to deceive people by posting the messages with your name in the list and not sending the bucks to the people already included, you will not get much. Someone did this and only got about $150 (and that's after 2 months). Then he sent the 5 bills, people added him to their lists, and in 4-5 weeks he had over $10,000!!! YOU ARE NOW IN THE MAIL ORDER BUSINESS. FOLLOW THE RULES. NO NEED TO TRY & BE DECEITFUL, WHAT WILL $5 HURT YOU ANYWAY, RIGHT, ALSO BE SURE TO KEEP A RECORD OF EVERYONE WHO SENDS YOU A REQUEST ( THIS IS PART THAT MAKES IT LEGAL). THIS IS YOUR MAILING LIST, AND THE BIGGER IT BECOMES, THE MORE IT WILL BE WORTH TO YOU, AND TO OTHERS, SUCH AS DIRECT MARKETING FIRMS WHO MAY WISH TO PURCHASE YOUR LIST AT A LATER DAY. ONCE AGAIN, I AM SORRY FOR YOUR SAKE IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN THIS AND DO NOT RESPOND, BUT THAT JUST LEAVES MORE DOLLAR BILLS FOR ME AND THE PEOPLE WHO DO BELIEVE! THIS IS THE FAIREST & MOST HONEST WAY I HAVE EVER SEEN TO SHARE THE WEALTH OF THE WORLD WITHOUT COSTING ANYTHING BUT OUR TIME!!! TRY IT AND YOU'LL BE HAPPY!!!! :-)