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From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite)
Subject: Rissoles
Date: 1996/11/16
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Blackboard sign outside butcher's shop...


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A lady customer went in to the shop and asked for $2 worth of Pissoles !


The butcher said " Pissoles ? "


" Yes, that's what it says on your blackboard - Pissoles 20 cents each. "


The butcher had a look..." OK, the kids have been around and rubbed out
out part of the first letter...that should be an R not a P "


" That's alright " said the lady " I'll have $2 worth of Arseholes then ! "


Bye,