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From: Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine <dave@xemu.demon.co.uk>
Subject: Mooning/farting Santa Card "mery xmas to you too"
Date: 1996/11/29
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 Want to send someone a sarcastic "merry xmas to you too!" card
 with a mooning/farting santa?

 Take the text between, but NOT INCLUDING the 'begin' and 'end' lines.
 It is 70 characters wide for email, but set it up for print in
 courrier 10 point or similar (i.e. 100 charaters to A4 pagewidth) and
 NO EXTRA HORIZONTAL OR VERTICAL MARGINS --layout includes margins.
 Fold the resulting page in four, and place in a suitable envelope.

 NB you can type a suitable fixed wording into the lower 
 lefthand part first, e.g. on what you are comaplining about.





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