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From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite)
Subject: Flame Form
Date: 1996/05/18
Message-ID: <4nk4dh$hqn@orm.southern.co.nz>#1/1
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organization: Southern InterNet Services
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                               FLAME FORM

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 Dear:

  [ ] Clueless Newbie         [ ] Loser         
  [ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer
  [ ] Me too er               [ ] Pervert         [ ] Geek
  [ ] Spammer                 [ ] Nerd            [ ] Elvis
  [ ] Fed                     [ ] Freak           [ ] FLAMENET
  [ ] Other: Unbearably self-righteous person


 You Are Being Flamed Because:

  [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test/nl.test
  [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
  [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
  [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
  [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
  [ ] You started an off-topic thread
  [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
  [ ] You said "me too" to something
  [ ] You don't know which group to post in
  [ ] You suck
  [ ] You brag about things that never happened
  [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
  [ ] You posted a (phone-sex) ad
  [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
  [ ] You crossposted
  [ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
  [ ] You posted racism shit
  [ ] I don't like your tone of voice
  [ ] I think you might be a member of CO$
  [ ] I think you might be a fed


 To Repent, You Must:

  [ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/Planet Internet account
  [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
  [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
  [ ] Actually post something relevant
  [ ] Read the f****** FAQ
  [ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
  [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
  [ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
  [ ] Post your tests to alt.test/nl.test


 In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

  [ ] Blow me
  [ ] Get a life
  [ ] Never post again
  [ ] I pity your dog
  [ ] Go to hell
  [ ] I think your IQ must be 7
  [ ] Take your s*** somewhere else
  [ ] Learn to post or f*** off
  [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
  [ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
  [ ] All of the above

End of Flame.

Have a nice day,


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