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From: rivendel@ofp.ak.planet.gen.nz (Rivendell)
Subject: Re: ATTN: HOMEOWNERS SAVE $$$$$$$
Date: 1996/03/18
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MIGALEA@globalone.net (Mike Galea) writes:

> Would you like to save $50,000.00 to $100,000.00
>  or more on your home mortgage?
> 
> Would you like to drastically reduce the number
>  of years remaining to pay your home off without
>   refinancing or increasing your monthly payment?
> 
> Email me at MIGALEA@globalone.net for info on 
> how to get a free computer print-out that will show
> you how!!!!!
> 

 Dear:

  [ ] Clueless Newbie         [X] Loser
  [ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer
  [ ] Me too er               [ ] Pervert         [ ] Geek
  [X] Spammer                 [ ] Nerd            [ ] Elvis
  [ ] Fed                     [X] Freak           [ ] FLAMENET
  [X] Other: Demented Schemer


 You Are Being Flamed Because:

  [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test/nl.test
  [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
  [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
  [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
  [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
  [X] You started an off-topic thread
  [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
  [ ] You said "me too" to something
  [ ] You don't know which group to post in
  [X] You suck
  [ ] You brag about things that never happened
  [X] Your sig/alias/server sucks
  [ ] You posted a (phone-sex) ad
  [X] You posted something totally uninteresting
  [ ] You crossposted
  [ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
  [ ] You posted racism shit
  [ ] I don't like your tone of voice
  [ ] I think you might be a member of CO$
  [ ] I think you might be a fed
  [X] You posted a Get Rich Quick message

 To Repent, You Must:

  [X] Give up your AOL/Euronet/Planet Internet account
  [X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
  [X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
  [ ] Actually post something relevant
  [ ] Read the f****** FAQ
  [ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
  [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
  [X] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
  [ ] Post your tests to alt.test/nl.test


 In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

  [ ] Blow me
  [ ] Get a life
  [ ] Never post again
  [ ] I pity your dog
  [ ] Go to hell
  [ ] I think your IQ must be 7
  [ ] Take your s*** somewhere else
  [ ] Learn to post or f*** off
  [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
  [ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
  [X] All of the above

End of Flame.

Have a nice day,


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