X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,8cae46fe5d12552e X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public From: "Mr. Lumpy" Subject: Re: $$$MAKE MONEY RIGHT HERE!!!$$$ Date: 1996/06/10 Message-ID: <31BBEA96.5733@netten.net> X-Deja-AN: 159397341 references: <4p5je8$gnn@lei.acay.com.au> to: Julie Soon content-type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii organization: EXiLED1 mime-version: 1.0 newsgroups: alt.ascii-art x-mailer: Mozilla 2.01 (Win16; U) Julie Soon wrote: > > WOW! Need easy cash fast? > > Chris Thompson here. THIS REALLY DOES WORK!!!! > It only cost me the postage and $5. > > READ ON. > > Hello! I've got some awesome news that I think you need to take > two minutes to read if you have ever thought "How could I make > some serious cash in a hurry???" , or been in serious debt, > ready to do almost anything to get the money needed to pay off > those bill collectors. So grab a snack, a warm cup of coffee, or > a glass of your favorite beverage, get comfortable and listen to > this interesting, exciting find! > > (If you're reading this on-line, I suggest that you quickly > download it to your hard drive FIRST, just in case some do-gooder > takes it off the news board. You can always read it with a text > editor, like Windows Notepad. Also, you will find this copy on > your disk to be most useful, as you will later see. Just use the > File: Save As command.) > > Let me start by saying that I FINALLY FOUND IT! That's right! I > found it! And I HATE GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES!! I hate those schemes > like multi-level marketing, mail-order schemes, envelope stuffing > scams, 900 number scams... the list goes on forever. I have tried > every darn get rich quick scheme out there over the past 12 years. > I somehow got on mailing lists for people looking to make money > (more like 'desperate stupid people who will try anything for > money!'). Well, when I was a teenager, these claims to 'get me > rich quick' sounded irresistible! I would shell out $14.95 here, > $29.95 there, $24.95 here, and another $49.95 there. I had maxed > out my new Circuit City Card AND my Visa... I was desperate for > money!! So, I gave them all a chance but failed at every one of > them! Maybe they worked for some people, but not for me. > Eventually, I just tossed that JUNK MAIL in the trash when I got > the mail. I recognized it right away. I can smell a money scam > from a mile away these days, SO I THOUGHT.... I thought I could > sniff out a scam easily. WAS I WRONG!! > > ..I LOVE THE INTERNET!!! > > I was scanning thru a NEWSGROUP and saw an article stating to GET > CASH FAST!! I thought... "Here on the Internet?? Well, I'll just > have to see what schemes could possibly be on the internet." The > article described a way to MAIL A ONE DOLLAR BILL TO ONLY FIVE > PEOPLE AND MAKE $50,000 IN CASH WITHIN 4 WEEKS! Well, the more I > thought about it, the more I became very curious. Why? Because > of the way it worked AND BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY COST ME FIVE > DOLLARS (AND FIVE STAMPS), THAT'S ALL I EVER PAY.... EVER!! > > Ok, so the $50,000 in cash was maybe a tough amount to reach, but > it was possible. I figured that I could at least get a return of > $1,000 or so. So I did it!! As per the instructions in the > article, I mailed out ('snail mail'for you e-mail fanatics) a > single dollar bill to each of the five people on the list that > was contained in the article. I included a small note, with the > dollar, that stated "Please Add Me To Your List." I then removed > the first position name of the five names listed and moved > everyone up one position, and I put my name in position five of > the list. This is how the money starts rolling in! I then took > this revised article now with my name on the list and REPOSTED IT > ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD MESSAGE AREAS THAT > I KNEW. I then waited to watch the money come in... prepared to > maybe receive about $1000 to $1500 in cash or so.... > > But what a welcome surprise when those envelopes kept coming in!!! > I knew what they were as soon as I saw the return addresses from > people all over the world - Most from the U.S., but some from > Canada, even some from Australia! I tell you, THAT WAS EXCITING!! > So how much did I get in total return? $1000? $5000? Not even!!! > I received a total of $23,343!!! I couldn't believe it!! > > I now have a brand new black Acura Integra to speak for, due to > this!! Now after almost 8 months, I am ready to do it again!!! So > maybe it was possible to get $50,000 in cash, I don't know, but IT > COMPLETELY DEPENDS ON YOU, THE INDIVIDUAL! You must follow > through and repost this article everywhere you can think of! > The more postings you achieve will determine how much cash will > arrive in your very own mailbox!! It's just too easy to pass > up!!! > > Let's review the reasons why you should do this: The only cost > factors are for the five stamps, the 5 envelopes and the 5 one > dollar bills that you send out to the listed names by snail mail > (US Postal Service Mail). Then just simply repost the article > (WITH YOUR NAME ADDED) to all the newsgroups and local BBS's you > can. Then sit back and, (ironically), enjoy walking (you can run > if you like! :o) ) down your driveway to your mailbox and scoop up > your rewards!! We all have five dollars to put into such an easy > effortless investment with SPECTACULAR REALISTIC RETURNS OF > $15,000 to $25,000 in about 3-5 weeks! So HOLD OFF ON THOSE > LOTTERY NUMBERS FOR TODAY, EAT AT HOME TONIGHT INSTEAD OF TAKEOUT > FROM McDONALDS AND INVEST FIVE DOLLARS IN THIS AMAZING MONEY > MAKING SYSTEM NOW!!! YOU CAN'T LOSE!! > > So how do you do it exactly, you ask? I have carefully provided > the most detailed, yet straightforward instructions on how to > easily get this underway and get your cash on its way. SO, ARE > YOU READY TO MAKE SOME CASH!!!?? HERE WE GO!!! > > *** (THE LIST OF NAMES IS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE.) *** > > OK, Read this carefully. Get a printout of this information, if > you like, so you can easily refer to it as often as needed. (Not > that it's difficult or anything.) > > INSTRUCTIONS: > > 1. Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following: "Please > add my name to your list". This creates a service out of this > money making system and thus making it completely legal. You are > not just randomly sending a dollar to someone, you are paying one > dollar for a legitimate service. Make sure you include your name > and address. I assure you that, again, this is completely > legal! For a neat little twist, also write what slot their name > was in: "You were in slot 3", just to add a little fun! This is > all about having fun and making money at the same time! > > 2. Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill, (no checks > or money orders), and put them into an envelope and send it on its > way to the five people listed. The folding of the paper around > the bill will ensure its arrival to its recipient. THIS STEP IS > IMPORTANT!! (Otherwise, some unscrupulous mail delivery person > may see what's inside and start helping himself to all the > thousands of envelopes arriving!) > > 3. Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY COMING > TO YOUR MAILBOX. Look at the list of five people; remove the > first name from position one and move everyone on the list up > one slot on the list. Position 2 name will now move to the > position 1 slot, position 3 will now become position 2, 4 will > be 3, 5 will be 4. Now put your name, address, zipcode AND > COUNTRY in position 5, the bottom position on the list. > > 4. Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local > bulletin boards' message areas & file sections as possible. Give > a catchy description of the file so it gets noticed!! Such as: > "NEED FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY OFF YOUR > DEBTS??", etc. And the more uploads, the more money you will > make,and of course, the more money the others on the list will > make too. LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER BY BEING HONEST AND > BY PUTTING FORTH 120 PERCENT INTO THIS PROFITABLE & AMAZING > SYSTEM!!! You'll reap the benefits, believe me!!! Set a goal for > the number of total uploads you'll post, such as 15-20 postings > or more! Always have a goal in mind!!! If you can UUE encode the > file when uploading, that will make it easier for the people to > receive it and have it downloaded to their hard drive. That way > they get a copy of the article right on their computer without > hassles of viewing and then saving the article from the File menu. > DON'T ALTER THE FILE TYPE, leave it as an MS-DOS Text file. The > best test is to be able to view this file using Microsoft's > Notepad for Windows 3.x or WordPad for Windows '95. (Do NOT use > the WordWrap option. It will screw the margins up!) If the margins > look right without making the screen slide left or right when at > the ends of the sentences, you're in business! > > 5. If you need help uploading, simply ask the sysop of the BBS, > or "POST" a message on a newsgroup asking how to post a file, > tell them who your Internet provider is and PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE > GLAD TO HELP. I would try to describe how to do it but there are > simply too many internet software packages with slightly different > yet relatively simple ways to post or upload a file. Just ask for > help or look in the help section for 'posting'. I do know that for > GNN, you simply select 'POST' then enter a catchy description > under the subject box, choose 'ATTACH', selecting 'UUE' and NOT > 'TXT', then choose 'Browse' to go look for the file. Find your > text file, i.e. CASH.TXT, and click on it and choose 'OK'. Place > a one line statement in the main body section of the message post > screen. Something like "Download this to read how to get cash > arriving in your mailbox with no paybacks!" or whatever. Just > make sure it represents its true feasibility, NOT something > like... "Get one million dollars flooding in your mailbox in two > days!" You'll never get ANY responses! > > 6. And this is the step I like. JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE > BECAUSE CASH IS ON ITS WAY!! Expect to see a little money > start to trickle in around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4, THE > MONEY STORM WILL HIT YOUR MAILBOX!! All you have to do is take it > out of the mailbox and try not to scream too loud (outside anyway) > when you realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!! > > 7. So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that something > special you always wanted or buy that special person in your life > (or the one you want in your life) a gift they'll never forget. > ENJOY LIFE! > > 8. Now when you get low on this money supply, simply re-activate > this file again; Reposting it in the old places where you > originally posted and possibly some new places you now know of. > Don't ever lose this file, always keep a copy at your reach for > when you ever need cash. THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU CAN > ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND TIME AGAIN WHEN CASH IS NEEDED! > > 9. (This step added by Charles Reiley). Hello, This is exciting > isn't it?! While I'm on the list, just add a note saying "Please > include extra money tips" with your name & E-MAIL address, and I > will (FOR FREE) send you some neat methods to increase the money > you will receive with this plan. Why?... Why not? I'm not a > selfish jerk... I like helping out others. E-mail just makes it a > touch easier and cheaper, too! After I drop off the list, I can > no longer offer you this advice, obviously, but maybe someone else > who gets my tips will offer and simply replace my name on this > step number 9. Good luck and give this plan your all, it will > definitely pay off! Like Mike said, HAVE FUN WITH IT!!! > > ****************************************************************** > ****************************************************************** > THE NAMES LIST THE NAMES LIST THE NAME LIST > ****************************************************************** > * HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES THIS PROGRAM SUCCESSFUL!!! > * > * > * 1. John F. Bourgeois > * 3043 New Oak Lane > * Bowie, MD 20716 > * > * 2. Christopher Thompson > * 23 Haslewood Road > * Newton Aycliffe > * County Durham > * England (UK) > * DL5 4XF > * > * 3. Eric Volkert > * 5200 Creasy Springs Road > * Columbia, MO 65202 > * > * 4. John Wofford > * 4141 Will Rogers Dr. > * San Jose, Ca. 95117 > * > * 5. JTNS > * 24 Hibiscus Cres. > * Port Macquarie > * NSW 2444 > * Australia > ******************************************************************* > > NOTE: > Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you a dollar and always > keep > an eye on the local postings of this file... Just to make sure that > everyone is playing the game fairly. You know where your name should > be..... > > *** AGAIN, HONESTY IS THE BEST THING WE HAVE GOING FOR US ON THIS > PLAN. > > -Mike Dotson, Boulder, CO > > *** By the way, if you try to deceive people by posting the messages > with your name in the list and not sending the money to the people > already > included, you will not get much. I know someone who did this and > only > got about $150 (and that's after two months). Then he sent the 5 > bills, > people added him to their lists, and in 4-5 weeks he had over > $10000! > All the > lists are re-distributed as soon as the money is received. quit posting this!!!