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From: mike.o'brien@tclbbs.com (Mike O'brien)
Subject: Re: Request-Insulting Art
Date: 1996/07/20
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Hello Vampladee@aol.Com,

On 14 Jul. 96  19:32 Vampladee@aol.Com (Vampla wrote to All...

 V(> >Hi, I was wondering if anyone has any insulting ASCII art that I can
 V(> >use for flaming "Make Money now" advertisers on the newsgroups.

Here goes...

You would not have a clue if it was clue mating season and you stood
in the middle of a field full of horny clues, smeared yourself with
clue musk and did the clue mating dance!  Twit!!



The Great On-line God will punish you for this blasphemy - this heresy!
You will be afflicted with boils, zits, dandruff and creepy brothers-in-law.
Your children will shave their heads (especially the girls) and demand
Power Macs.  Your cat will eat a ball of yarn and have mittens. You
will learn that you are directly related to both Jesse Helms and Newt
Gingritch AND both are coming for dinner and a week long visit. Repent!



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Regards,

-=Mike=-

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