X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,744f09369236f63b,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public From: CRC_Mac Subject: MAKE YOUR LIFE HAPPIER BY LOTS OF MONEY Date: 1996/07/18 Message-ID: <31EEF9CA.1D3A@u.washington.edu> X-Deja-AN: 168781676 content-type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii organization: University of Washington mime-version: 1.0 newsgroups: alt.ascii-art x-mailer: Mozilla 2.02 (Macintosh; I; PPC) This matter has been taken care of swiftly. postmaster@ruralnet.net.au On Mon, 8 Jul 1996, Robert Roosen wrote: > Path: netcom.com!ixnews1.ix.netcom.com!decwrl!genmagic!sgigate.sgi.com!nntp.coast.net!harbinger.cc.monash.edu.au!news.mel.connect.com.au!klf.netconnect.com.au!newsmaster@ren.netconnect.com.au > From: warrigal@apollo.moenet.com.au (warrigal) > Newsgroups: adfa.general,alt.alt,alt.anonymous,alt.anybody,alt.astrology,alt.bbs.ads,alt.beer,alt.boomerang,alt.business,alt.business.misc,alt.co-ops,alt.culture.indonesia,alt.culture.hawaii,alt.gambling,alt.magic,alt.misc,alt.newbie,alt.newbies,alt.personals,alt.tarot,general > Subject: Need Money? It is here if you are game to part with $5 > Date: 8 Jul 1996 08:09:10 GMT > Organization: Ballarat NetConnect > Lines: 230 > Message-ID: <4rqfn6$qvn@klf.netconnect.com.au> > NNTP-Posting-Host: 203.13.170.104 > Mime-Version: 1.0 > Content-Type: Text/Plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 > X-Newsreader: WinVN 0.99.5 > Xref: netcom.com alt.anonymous:8887 alt.astrology:92113 alt.bbs.ads:42669 alt.beer:95623 alt.boomerang:3849 alt.business:115066 alt.business.misc:180829 alt.co-ops:3691 alt.culture.indonesia:17576 alt.culture.hawaii:48172 rec.gambling:66232 alt.magic:38112 alt.misc:28991 alt.newbie:12497 alt.newbies:5145 alt.personals:216467 alt.tarot:13641 general:13762 > > If you will take 2 minutes and read the following > it may change your life. > > take care > kenny ames > mnta@cyberenet.net > > --------------4F78B531A3A > Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii > Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit > Content-Disposition: inline; filename="MONEY1.TXT" > > Hello to you net surfers and newsgroup readers. > Chris Thompson originally posted this money making opportunity. I picked up on it and decided to give it a try. I will not, however, post it to all types > THIS REALLY DOES WORK!!!! > It only cost me the postage and $5. > Hello! I've got some awesome news that I think you need to take > two minutes to read if you have ever thought "How could I make > some serious cash in a hurry???" , or been in serious debt, > ready to do almost anything to get the money needed to pay off > those bill collectors. So grab a snack, a warm cup of coffee, or > a glass of your favorite beverage, get comfortable and listen to > this interesting, exciting find! > > (If you're reading this on-line, I suggest that you quickly > editor, like Windows Notepad. Also, you will find this copy on > your disk to be most useful, as you will later see. Just use the > File: Save As command.) > > Let me start by saying that I FINALLY FOUND IT! That's right! I > found it! And I HATE GET RICH !! I hate those schemes > like multi-level marketing, mail-order schemes, envelope stuffing > $29.95 there, $24.95 here, and another $49.95 there. I had maxed > out my new Circuit City Card AND my Visa... I was desperate for > money!! So, I gave them all a chance but failed at every one of > them! Maybe they worked for some people, but not for me. > Eventually, I just tossed that JUNK MAIL in the trash when I got > the mail. I recognized it right away. I can smell a money scam > from a mile away these days, SO I THOUGHT.... I thought I could > sniff out a scam easily. WAS I WRONG!! > > I LOVE THE INTERNET!!! > > I was scanning thru a NEWSGROUP and saw an article stating to GET > CASH FAST!! I thought... "Here on the Internet?? Well, I'll just > have to see what schemes could possibly be on the internet." The > article described a way to MAIL A ONE DOLLAR BILL TO ONLY FIVE > PEOPLE AND MAKE $50,000 IN CASH WITHIN 4 WEEKS! Well, the more I > thought about it, the more I became very curious. Why? Because > of the way it worked AND BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY COST ME FIVE > DOLLARS (AND FIVE STAMPS), THAT'S ALL I EVER PAY.... EVER!! > > Ok, so the $50,000 in cash was maybe a tough amount to reach, but > it was possible. I figured that I could at least get a return of > $1,000 or so. So I did it!! As per the instructions in the > article, I mailed out ('snail mail'for you e-mail fanatics) a > single dollar bill to each of the five people on the list that > was contained in the article. I included a small note, with the > dollar, that stated "Please Add Me To Your List." I then removed > the first position name of the five names listed and moved > everyone up one position, and I put my name in position five of > the list. This is how the money starts rolling in! I then took > this revised article now with my name on the list and REPOSTED IT > ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD MESSAGE AREAS THAT > I KNEW. I then waited to watch the money come in... prepared to > maybe receive about $1000 to $1500 in cash or so.... > > But what a welcome surprise when those envelopes kept coming in!!! > I knew what they were as soon as I saw the return addresses from > people all over the world - Most from the U.S., but some from > Canada, even some from Australia! I tell you, THAT WAS EXCITING!! > So how much did I get in total return? $1000? $5000? Not even!!! > I received a total of $23,343!!! I couldn't believe it!! > > I now have a brand new black Acura Integra to speak for, due to > this!! Now after almost 8 months, I am ready to do it again!!! So > maybe it was possible to get $50,000 in cash, I don't know, but IT > COMPLETELY DEPENDS ON YOU, THE INDIVIDUAL! You must follow > through and repost this article everywhere you can think of! > The more postings you achieve will determine how much cash will > arrive in your very own mailbox!! It's just too easy to pass > up!!! > > Let's review the reasons why you should do this: The only cost > factors are for the five stamps, the 5 envelopes and the 5 one > dollar bills that you send out to the listed names by snail mail > (US Postal Service Mail). Then just simply repost the article > (WITH YOUR NAME ADDED) to all the newsgroups and local BBS's you > can. Then sit back and, (ironically), enjoy walking (you can run > if you like! :o) ) down your driveway to your mailbox and scoop up > your rewards!! We all have five dollars to put into such an easy > effortless investment with SPECTACULAR REALISTIC RETURNS OF > $15,000 to $25,000 in about 3-5 weeks! So HOLD OFF ON THOSE > LOTTERY NUMBERS FOR TODAY, EAT AT HOME TONIGHT INSTEAD OF TAKEOUT > FROM McDONALDS AND INVEST FIVE DOLLARS IN THIS AMAZING MONEY > MAKING SYSTEM NOW!!! YOU CAN'T LOSE!! > > So how do you do it exactly, you ask? I have carefully provided > the most detailed, yet straightforward instructions on how to > easily get this underway and get your cash on its way. SO, ARE > YOU READY TO MAKE SOME CASH!!!?? HERE WE GO!!! > > *** (THE LIST OF NAMES IS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE.) *** > > OK, Read this carefully. Get a printout of this information, if > you like, so you can easily refer to it as often as needed. (Not > that it's difficult or anything.) > > INSTRUCTIONS: > > 1. Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following: "Please > add my name to your list". This creates a service out of this > money making system and thus making it completely legal. You are > not just randomly sending a dollar to someone, you are paying one > dollar for a legitimate service. Make sure you include your name > and address. I assure you that, again, this is completely > legal! For a neat little twist, also write what slot their name > was in: "You were in slot 3", just to add a little fun! This is > all about having fun and making money at the same time! > > 2. Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill, (no checks > or money orders), and put them into an envelope and send it on its > way to the five people listed. The folding of the paper around > the bill will ensure its arrival to its recipient. THIS STEP IS > IMPORTANT!! (Otherwise, some unscrupulous mail delivery person > may see what's inside and start helping himself to all the > thousands of envelopes arriving!) > > 3. Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY COMING > TO YOUR MAILBOX. Look at the list of five people; remove the > first name from position one and move everyone on the list up > one slot on the list. Position 2 name will now move to the > position 1 slot, position 3 will now become position 2, 4 will > be 3, 5 will be 4. Now put your name, address, zipcode AND > COUNTRY in position 5, the bottom position on the list. > > 4. Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local > bulletin boards' message areas & file sections as possible. Give > a catchy description of the file so it gets noticed!! Such as: > "NEED FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY OFF YOUR > DEBTS??", etc. And the more uploads, the more money you will > make, and of course, the more money the others on the list will > make too. LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER BY BEING HONEST AND > BY PUTTING FORTH 120 PERCENT INTO THIS PROFITABLE & AMAZING > SYSTEM!!! You'll reap the benefits, believe me!!! Set a goal for > the number of total uploads you'll post, such as 15-20 postings > or more! Always have a goal in mind!!! If you can UUE encode the > file when uploading, that will make it easier for the people to > receive it and have it downloaded to their hard drive. That way > they get a copy of the article right on their computer without > hassles of viewing and then saving the article from the File menu. > DON'T ALTER THE FILE TYPE, leave it as an MS-DOS Text file. The > best test is to be able to view this file using Microsoft's > Notepad for Windows 3.x or WordPad for Windows '95. (Do NOT use > the WordWrap option. It will screw the margins up!) If the margins > look right without making the screen slide left or right when at > the ends of the sentences, you're in business! > > 5. If you need help uploading, simply ask the sysop of the BBS, > or "POST" a message on a newsgroup asking how to post a file, > tell them who your Internet provider is and PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE > GLAD TO HELP. I would try to describe how to do it but there are > simply too many internet software packages with slightly different > yet relatively simple ways to post or upload a file. Just ask for > help or look in the help section for 'posting'. I do know that for > GNN, you simply select 'POST' then enter a catchy description > under the subject box, choose 'ATTACH', selecting 'UUE' and NOT > 'TXT', then choose 'Browse' to go look for the file. Find your > text file, i.e. CASH.TXT, and click on it and choose 'OK'. Place > a one line statement in the main body section of the message post > screen. Something like "Download this to read how to get cash > arriving in your mailbox with no paybacks!" or whatever. Just > make sure it represents its true feasibility, NOT something > like... "Get one million dollars flooding in your mailbox in two > days!" You'll never get ANY responses! > > 6. And this is the step I like. JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE > BECAUSE CASH IS ON ITS WAY!! Expect to see a little money > start to trickle in around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4, THE > MONEY STORM WILL HIT YOUR MAILBOX!! All you have to do is take it > out of the mailbox and try not to scream too loud (outside anyway) > when you realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!! > > 7. So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that something > special you always wanted or buy that special person in your life > (or the one you want in your life) a gift they'll never forget. > ENJOY LIFE! > > 8. Now when you get low on this money supply, simply re-activate > this file again; Reposting it in the old places where you > originally posted and possibly some new places you now know of. > Don't ever lose this file, always keep a copy at your reach for > when you ever need cash. THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU CAN > ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND TIME AGAIN WHEN CASH IS NEEDED! > > 9. (This step added by Charles Reiley). Hello, This is exciting > isn't it?! While I'm on the list, just add a note saying "Please > include extra money tips" with your name & E-MAIL address, and I > will (FOR FREE) send you some neat methods to increase the money > you will receive with this plan. Why?... Why not? I'm not a > selfish jerk... I like helping out others. E-mail just makes it a > touch easier and cheaper, too! After I drop off th, but maybe someone > else > who gets my tips will offer and simply replace my name on this > step number 9. Good luck and give this plan your all, it will > definitely pay off! Like Mike said, HAVE FUN WITH IT!!! > ****************************************************************** > ****************************************************************** > THE NAMES LIST THE NAMES LIST THE NAME LIST > ****************************************************************** > * HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES THIS PROGRAM SUCCESSFUL!! > 1. Dave Kozlowski 2. Ken Korbel > 20420 Whitefence Ct 17961 Rosita St > Frankfort, IL 60423 Encino, CA 91316 > > 3. Vince Winstead 4. A Warren > Rt 1 box 57 P O Box 42 > Roseau, MN 56751 South Broken Hill > NSW Aust 2880 5. Willy Suwandy 4016 8TH AVE NE #103 Seattle, WA 98105 > -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*- email: houwai@u.washington.edu -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-