X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,200e7a069884215 X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public From: colef Subject: Re: REQ: 4-line Camera Date: 1996/02/12 Message-ID: <735366600wnr@cgfarm.demon.co.uk> X-Deja-AN: 139214867 x-nntp-posting-host: cgfarm.demon.co.uk references: <4f6q6i$mfg@nntp.interaccess.com> x-broken-date: Monday, Feb 12, 1996 14.52.43 x-mail2news-path: relay-4.mail.demon.net!post.demon.co.uk!cgfarm.demon.co.uk organization: None reply-to: alex@cgfarm.demon.co.uk newsgroups: alt.ascii-art In article: <4f6q6i$mfg@nntp.interaccess.com> rainbird@pop.interaccess.com writes: > > Please...Please...Please... > > If anyone has the definitive list of smileys, > please send them to rainbird@pop.interaccess.com. > > Hurry............ > > I need them bad :( > > Thanks. > :-) Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix. ;-) Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie. :-( Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed about something. :-I Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as good as a happy smilie :-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-). >:-> User just made a really devilish remark. >;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made. Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones: (-: User is left handed %-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight :*) User is drunk [:] User is a robot 8-) User is wearing sunglasses B:-) Sunglasses on head ::-) User wears normal glasses B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses 8:-) User is a little girl :-)-8 User is a Big girl :-{) User has a mustache :-{} User wears lipstick {:-) User wears a toupee }:-( Toupee in an updraft :-[ User is a Vampire :-E Bucktoothed vampire :-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing :-7 User just made a wry statement :-* User just ate something sour :-)~ User drools :-~) User has a cold :'-( User is crying :'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying :-@ User is screaming :-# User wears braces :^) User has a broken nose :v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way :_) User's nose is sliding off of his face :<) User is from an Ivy League School :-& User is tongue tied. =:-) User is a hosehead -:-) User is a punk rocker -:-( (real punk rockers don't smile) :=) User has two noses +-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office `:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning ,:-) Same thing...other side |-I User is asleep |-O User is yawning/snoring :-Q User is a smoker :-? User smokes a pipe O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver) O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least) :-P Nyahhhh! :-S User just made an incoherent statement :-D User is laughing (at you!) :-X User's lips are sealed :-C User is really bummed :-/ User is skeptical C=:-) User is a chef @= User is pro-nuclear war *<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat :-o Uh oh! (8-o It's Mr. Bill! *:o) And Bozo the Clown! 3:] Pet smilie 3:[ Mean Pet smilie d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat. E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator :-9 User is licking his/her lips %-6 User is braindead [:-) User is wearing a walkman (:I User is an egghead <:-I User is a dunce K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie @:-) User is wearing a turban :-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab) :-: Mutant Smilie The invisible smilie .-) User only has one eye ,-) Ditto...but he's winking X-( User just died 8 :-) User is a wizard C=}>;*{)) Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies. :) Midget smilie :] Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend =) Variation on a theme... :} - What should we call these? (what?) :) - Happy :> - what? @ - what? :D - Laughter :I - Hmmm... :( - Sad :[ - Real Downer :< - what? :{ - what? :O - Yelling :C - what? :Q - what? :,( - Crying [] - Hugs and :* - Kisses |I - Asleep |^o -Snoring And still more variations on the theme... :-` smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco :-1 smiley bland face :-! " :-@ smiley face screaming :-#| smiley face with bushy mustache :-$ smiley face with it's mouth wired shut :-% smiley banker :-6 smiley after eating something sour :^) smiley with pointy nose (righty) :-7 smiley after a wry statement 8-) smiley swimmer :-* smiley after eating something bitter :-& smiley which is tongue-tied :-0 smiley orator smiley invisible man (:-( unsmiley frowning (:-) smiley big-face ):-) " ):-( unsmiley big-face )8-) scuba smiley big-face =:-) smiley punk-rocker =:-( (real punk rockers don't smile) +:-) smiley priest :-q smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose :-e disappointed smiley :-t cross smiley :-i semi-smiley :-o smiley singing national anthem :-p smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!) :-[ un-smiley blockhead :-] smiley blockhead :-{ smiley variation on a theme :-} ditto {:-) smiley with its hair parted in the middle }:-) above in an updraft :-a lefty smilely touching tongue to nose :-s smiley after a BIZARRE comment :-d lefty smiley razzing you g-) smiley with pince-nez glasses :-j left smiling smilely :-k beats me, looks like something, though. :-l y. a. s. :-: mutant smiley :-\ undecided smiley :-| "have an ordinary day" smiley ;-) winking smiley :-< real sad smiley :-> y.a.s. :-z y.a.c.s. :-x "my lips are sealed" smiley :-c bummed out smiley :-v talking head smiley :v) left-pointing nose smiley :-b left-pointing tongue smiley :-/ lefty undecided smiley :-? smilely smoking a pipe .-] one-eyed smilely ,-} wry and winking 0-) smiley Cyclops (scuba diver?) :-=) older smiley with mustache :u) smiley with funny-looking left nose :n) smiley with funny-looking right nose :< midget unsmiley :> midget smiley }:^#}) mega-smiley: Updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin :-) ha ha ~~:-( net.flame |-) hee hee O |-) net.religion |-D ho ho :-> hey hey 8 :-I net.unix-wizards :-( boo hoo X-( net.suicide :-I hmm E-:-I net.ham-radio :-O uh oh >:-I net.startrek :-P nyah nyah 3:o[ net.pets |-P yuk :-} beard :-{ mustache :-# braces :-X bow tie :-Q smoker <:I dunce (:I egghead @:I turban 8-) glasses B-) horn-rims 8:-) glasses on forehead :-8( condescending stare ;-) wink >:-< mad Drama :-( Comedy :-) Surprise :-o Suspense 8-| Male :- Female >- Birth |-O Death 8-# Infinity 8 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * EMOTICONS * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * :-) Smile / Humor '-) Wink ;-) Winking Smile :-} Ironic Smile :-] Grim Smile :-> "impish grin" :*) Clowning around :-# Censored :-* Oooops (covering mouth with hand) :-! Foot in mouth :_) Tongue in cheek :-( Unhappy / Sad :-< Forlorn :-{ Alternate Sad (:-( VERY sad :-| Disgusted (:-& Angry... :-[ Severe Displeasure :-X Won't say a word, lips are sealed |-( Late night messages :~) yummee - lick lips :-)... drool 8-) Sunglasses or used to denote wide-eyed look * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * More Emoticons - Some obscure and many silly * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * :-) )-: Masking theatrical comments :<) For those with hairy lips :-*) Mustache variation :<)= For those with beards too :/) Not funny P-) Pirate ;-) Sardonic incredulity (@ @) You're kidding! :-" Pursing lips :-v Just another face (speaking) profiled from the side :-V Shout :-w Speak with forked tongue :-W Shout with forked tongue :-r Bleahhh (sticking tongue out) :-f " :-p " :-1 Smirks :-, " <:-O Eeek! :-T keeping a straight face (tight-lipped) :-D said with a smile :-P " :-y " :-o More versions of shouting :-O " :-{ Count Dracula =|:-)= Uncle Sam 7:) Reagan :-# Censored :~i Smoking :~j (and smiling) :/i No smoking :-I It's something, but I don't know what.... :-> leer |-<> kissy face :-> Alternate happy face :-c Real unhappy :-C Unbelieving (jaw dropped) :-< Forlorn :-B Drooling (or overbite) :-| Disgusted :'-( Shedding a tear :-? Licking your lips <:>== A turkey emoticon :-) :-) :-) Loud guffaw :-J Tongue-in-cheek comments :*) Clowning around :-8 Talking out both sides of your mouth (:-) Msgs dealing with bicycle helmets @= Warning about nuclear war <:-) For dumb questions o= A burning candle for flames -= A doused candle to end a flame OO Headlights on msg :_) I used to be a boxer, but it really got my nose out of joint B-) Smiling and wearing glasses or sunglasses (or a message from Batman) B-)** Wearing glasses and a beard #:-) done by someone with sort of matted hair :-o "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill) #:-o " :^) Messages teasing people about their noses :-{#} Messages teasing people about their braces (:-$ Message indicating person is ill... (:-& Message indicating person is angry... (:-( Message indicating person is VERY sad... (:^( Message concerning people with broken noses (:<) Message concerning blabber mouths :-(=) Message about people with big teeth &:-) Message from a person with curly hair @:-) Message from a person with wavy hair ?-( Message about people with a black eye *:* Message about fuzzy things *:** Message about fuzzy things with fuzzy mustaches %-) Message about people with broken glasses +<:-| Message from a monk/nun... {0-) Message from cyclops... (:-|K- Formal message. ...---... S.O.S. ||*( Handshake offered ||*) Handshake accepted <&&> Message concerning rubber chickens >< >< Message about/to someone wearing argyle socks2B|^2B Message about Shakespeare (-_-) Secret smile <{:-)} Message in a bottle... <:-)<<| Message from a space rocket... (:-... Heart-breaking message... <<<<(:-) Message from a hat sales-man... (O--< A fishy message... (:>-< Message from a thief: hands up! --->---- A rose. #-) partied all night :-(*) about to vomit %-\ hungover :-| man playing an harmonica O:-) for those innocent souls =:-) from a hosehead :-)8 well dressed 8:-) from a little girl :-} 8 from a big girl :x( habe a code in by dose 8:] from a gorilla (:)-) scuba diver |-) getting tired :-D big mouth :-))) reeeel happy, big smile (-:|:-) Siamese twins {:V sounds like a duck %+{ from the loser of a fight d :-) hats off to your great idea d:-) message about baseball q:-) for those who ware their caps backwards :-$ put your money where your mouth is -( always should wear safety glasses, especially in the laser burn-in room !-( black eye !-| "I-am-a-Cylon-Centurian-with-one-red-eye-bouncing-back-and-forth." !.'v (profile) flat top #-) partied all night #:-) for people whose hair is in a mess, like mine #:-) smiley done by someone with matted hair #:-o "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill) #:-o smiley done by someone with matted hair #:o+= Betty Boop $$ for academic jobs $$$ for industrial jobs $$$$ for people starting up their own company $-) Alex P. Keaton (from "Family Ties") $-) won big at Las Vegas $-) won the lottery $-) yuppie % for bike accidents (a bit far-fetched, I suppose) %') after drinking a fifth for lunch %*@:-( hung over %*} very drunk [jeanette@randvax] %+{ lost a fight %-(I) laughing out loud %-) Elephant man %-) after staring at the terminal for 36 hours %-) broken glasses %-) cross-eyed %-) drunk with laughter %-) long bangs %-6 braindead %- drunk with laughter %-\ hungover %-^ Picasso %-{ sad variation %-| been working all night %-} humor variation %-~ Picasso %\v Picasso &-| tearful &.(.. crying &:-) curly hair '-) one eyed man '-) only has a left eye, which is closed '-) wink ':-) accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows this morning ':-) one eyebrow '~;E unspecified 4-legged critter ( o ) ( o ) hooters (-) needing a haircut (-) needs a haircut (-: Australian (-: Don Ellis from Tektronix (-: left-handed (-::-) Siamese twins (-:|:-) Siamese twins (-E: wearing bifocals [jeanette@randvax] (-_-) secret smile (-o-) Imperial Tie Fighter ("Star Wars") (00) mooning you (8-) wears glasses (8-o Mr. Bill (8-{)} glasses, moustache and a beard (: (=| wearing a ghost costume (:)-) likes to scuba dive (:)-) scuba diving (:+) big nose (:- unsmiley frowning (:-# I am smiling and I have braces (watch out for the glare!) (:-# said something he shouldn't have (:-$ ill (:-& angry (:-( frowning (:-( unsmiley frowning (:-) big-face (:-) no hair (:-) smiley big-face (:-) surprised (:-) wearing bicycle helmet (:-* kissing (:-... heart-broken (:-D blabber mouth (:-I egghead (:-\ VERY sad (:-{~ bearded (:-|K- formally attired (:<) blabber mouth (:=) TWO noses (?) (:>-< thief: hands up! (:I egghead (:^( broken nose (@ @) You're kidding! (O--< fishy (V)=| pacman champion ([( Robocop (}-8] left-handed bearded smiley with glasses and headphones ) Cheshire cat )8-) scuba smiley big-face ):-( unsmiley big-face ):-) smiley big-face *!#*!^*&:-) a schizophrenic ** for winter sports generally *-( Cyclops got poked in the eye *-) shot dead *8-) Beaker (the Muppet lab assistant) *:* fuzzy *:** fuzzy with a fuzzy mustache *:o) Bozo the Clown *<.'v (profile) wearing snow cap *<8-)X party outfit with hat and bow-tie *<:-) Santa Claus *<|:-) Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho) *<|:-)) Santa Claus *L* blotto *| for oh what a beautiful sunset +-(:-) Religious leader +-(:-) the Pope +-:-) priest +:-) priest +:-) smiley priest +<.'v (profile) knight +<:-) "Peace be upon you, my children..." [Ben Cranston, zben@umd2] +<:-| monk/nun +<||-) knight +O:-) the Pope ,-) one eye ... and winking ,-) other eyed man ,-} wry and winking ,.'v (profile) has short hair ,:-) shaved his left eyebrow off this morning - Helen Keller - @= messages about nuclear war - -:-( punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile) (alternate version) - -:-) punk rocker (alternate version) -) Jose Feliciano ---... SOS (variant) ---...--- SOS (really OSO, but retained anyway) -:-( punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile) -:-) has mohawk -:-) punk rocker -= a doused candle (to end a flame) -=#:-) wizard ->- for airline tickets going cheap [Richard Treitel, ] ->=:-)X Zippy the Pinhead [Dyon Anniballi, dyon@batcomputer] .'! (profile) grim .'" (profile) pursing lips .'J (profile) smiling .'P (profile) sticking tongue out .'T (profile) keeping a straight face .'U (profile) yawning .'V (profile) shouting .'Y (profile) whistling .'\ (profile) frowning .'r (profile) sticking tongue out .'v (profile) talking .'w (profile) speaking with forked tongue .-( always should wear safety glasses [Terrence Mason, entropy@fluke] .-) Sammy Davis, Jr. .-) one eye .-] one eye ...---... SOS .\/ duck variation .^v (profile) pointy nose ._) suffering from Lorentz contraction (they're coming every ten minutes now) ._) suffering from Lorentz contractions /8^{~ hair line, glasses, moustache, and goatee [James Revell] /:-| Mr. Spock /;-) has one big thick cockeyed eyebrow [jeanette@randvax] /\ for camping and backpacking 0-( scuba diver with a broken mask 0-) Cyclops 0-) arc-welder 0-) scuba diver 0-) smiley cyclops (scuba diver?) 0:-) angel [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP] 2B|^2B message about Shakespeare 3 :-) Bart Simpson [Liron Lightwood, r.lightwood@trl.oz.au] 3:*> Rudolph the reindeer 3:-o cow 3:[ mean pet smiley 3:] pet smiley 3:o[ net.pets 4:-) George Washington 5:-) Elvis Presley 6\/) elephant 7:) Ronald Reagan 7:-) Fred Flintstone 7:^] Ronald Reagan 8 infinity 8 :-) wizard 8 :-I net.unix-wizards 8(:-) Mousketeer 8(:-) Walt Disney 8) frog 8*) glasses and a moustache [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP] 8-# death 8-) excited 8-) glasses 8-) sunglasses 8-) swimmer 8-) wide-eyed look [figmo@lll-crg.ARpA] 8-* just ate a hot pepper 8-O "Omigod!!" (done after "rm -rf *" ?) 8-O took too many nodoz to work on thesis 8-O --* just before doubling over with pain 8-P reaction to College Cafeteria Coffee 8-] "wow, maaan" 8-o Mr. Bill 8-| eyes wide with surprise 8-| suspense 8:) pig [The Grey Wolf, greywolf@unisoft.com] 8:-) glasses on forehead 8:-) little girl 8:] gorilla 8=:-) Galloping Gourmet 8=:-) chef 8===> dickhead 8P bullfrog in mating season 8^ chicken [jeanette@randvax] 8_) don't get your nose out of joint 8b bullfrog in mating season : ) leper :###) Jimmy Durante :$) Donald Trump :%) an accountant :%)% has acne :'-( crying :'-) crying with happiness :'O Bob Hope [Charles J. Lord, cjl@ecsvax.uncecs.edu] :'} Richard Nixon [Charles J. Lord, cjl@ecsvax.uncecs.edu] :( sad :) cheshire cat smile :) happy :) midget smiley :) salamander :* kisses :*) Ed McMahon :*) drunk :*) drunk smiling face, for those of us who like get intoxicated before or while reading netnews :*) everyman :*) smile with moustache [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP] :+( punched nose, hurt :+) Carl Friedrich Gauss :,( crying :- male :- prolog programmer [Jeff Winslow, jeffw@midas.UUCP] :-! bland face :-! smiley bland face :-" heavy smoker :-" pursing lips :-# braces :-# mouth zipped :-# my lips are sealed :-# punched in the mouth :-#| bushy mustache :-#| smiley face with bushy mustache :-$ mouth wired shut :-$ smiley face with it's mouth wired shut :-$ uncertainty :-% banker :-% bearded :-% smiley banker :-% talking out of both sides of mouth :-& tongue-tied :-' smoker :-'| has a cold :-( Drama :-( boo hoo :-( frowning :-( has read too many 'smiley' articles :-( mad :-( sad :-( sad face, 'that comment makes me sad (mad)' :-( un-smiley :-( ) You backed your car over my toe :-( :- impotent (or let down) :-( ) You stepped on my toe :-() I stubbed my toe :-(*) sick of netnews articles, about to vomit :-(0) yelling :-(=) big teeth :-(O) yelling :-) Comedy :-) Your basic smiley. This smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix. :-) ha ha :-) happy :-) humorous :-) smiley standard :-) smiling :-) the normal smiling face, appended to a sentence or an article means 'this is a joke' or 'this is supposed to make you laugh' :-) , outie belly button :-) . innie belly button :-) 8 Dolly Parton :-) < slut :-) < ... :-) < ... :-) < ... nymphomaniac :-) > celibate :-) -8 blue balls :-) -: smiley with an erection :-) -^-: in need of some corrective surgery :-) :-... taking a leak :-) )-: masking theatrical comments :-) --- John Holmes :-) ... :-( ... :-) ... :-( ... manic depressive :-) 8 - female [David Gundlach, david@marie.stat.uga.edu] :-) :-) :-) loud guffaw :-)!!! Sam Kinnison :-)' drooling :-)) double chin :-))) William Conrad :-))) very overweight :-)-- 98-pound weakling :-)-8 big girl :-)-O smiling doctor with stethoscope :-)-{8 big girl :-)-}8 big girl :-)8 man with bowtie :-)8 well dressed :-)== Arnold Schwarzenegger :-)X wearing a bowtie :-)} has goatee/beard :-)~ drooling :-* Oops! :-* Oops! (covering mouth with hand) :-* after eating something bitter or sour :-, "Hmmmm." :-, smirking :--) Jamie Farr (Klinger from M*A*S*H) :------------) big liar :-/ lefty undecided smiley :-/ skeptical :-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab) :-0 orator :-0 smiley orator :-0 user can't find shift key :-1 bland face :-1 smiley bland face :-6 after eating something sour :-6 smiley after eating something sour :-7 smiley after a wry statement :-7 smokes a pipe :-7 talking out of side of mouth :-7 wry face :-8 talking out both sides of your mouth :-8( condescending stare :-9 licking its lips :-9 smiley licking it's lips :-: mutant :-: mutant smiley :-: toothless :-< frowning :-< moustache :-< real sad :-< real sad smiley :-=) Adolph Hitler :-=) older smiley with mustache :-> biting sarcastic face :-> deformed lips :-> happy :-> hey hey :-> yet another smiley :->X==| smiley formalware [Peter da Silva, peter@ficc.ferranti.com] :-? smiley smoking a pipe :-? smoking a pipe :-@ "I swear" :-@ beard has permanent wave *or* was drawn by Picasso. :-@ extremely angry :-@ screaming :-@ smiley face screaming :-@ swearing :-B drooling :-C just totally unbelieving :-C really bummed out :-D big smile :-D laughing (at you!) :-D said with a smile :-D talking too much :-D wider happy face [figmo@lll-crg.ARpA] :-E bucktoothed vampire :-E has major dental problems :-F bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing :-G- smoking cigarettes :-I hmm :-I indifferent :-I thinking :-J tongue-in-cheek comments :-M speaking no evil :-O Mr. Bill :-O Wow! :-O birth :-O ohh, big mouth, Mick Jagger :-O uh oh :-O>-o smiley American tourist (note big mouth and camera) :-P Nyahhhh! :-P has a secret to tell you :-P nyah nyah :-P sticking out tongue :-P telling secrets :-P tongue hanging out in anticipation :-Q smoker :-Q~ smoking :-R has the flu :-S just made an incoherent statement :-T keeping a straight face :-T keeping a straight face (tight-lipped) :-V shouting :-W speak with forked tongue :-X A big wet kiss! :-X bow tie :-X my lips are sealed :-Y a quiet aside :-[ biting criticism :-[ biting criticism smiling face, ditto for criticism :-[ blockhead :-[ pouting :-[ sarcastic :-[ un-smiley blockhead :-[ vampire :-\ Popeye :-\ undecided smiley :-\ 8o after a cold shower [David Gundlach, david@marie.stat.uga.edu] :-] biting sarcasm :-] biting sarcasm smiling face, used when sarcasm is intended, since we cannot inflect our voice over the net :-] blockhead :-] sarcastic :-] smiley blockhead :-` smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco :-` spitting out chewing tobacco :-a lefty smiley touching tongue to nose :-b left-pointing tongue :-b left-pointing tongue smiley :-c bummed out :-c real unhappy :-d lefty smiley razzing you :-d~ smokes heavily :-e disappointed :-e disappointed smiley :-f sticking tongue out :-i semi-smiley :-j left smiling :-j left smiling smiley :-k beats me, looks like something, tho :-k beats me, looks like something, though :-l y.a.s. :-l yet another smiley :-o "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill) :-o Mr. Bill :-o Uh oh! :-o Wow! :-o shocked :-o singing national anthem :-o smiley singing national anthem :-o surprise :-o yawn :-o ^^^^: after zipping up fly too fast :-p smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!) :-p~ smokes heavily :-q smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose :-q trying to touch tongue to nose :-r sticking tongue out :-s after a BIZARRE comment :-s smiley after a BIZARRE comment :-t cross smiley :-v speaking :-v talking head smiley :-w speak with forked tongue :-x "my lips are sealed" :-x "my lips are sealed" smiley :-x kiss kiss :-x not telling any secrets :-y said with a smile :-z y.a.s. :-z yet another cross smiley :-{ mustache :-{ smiley variation on a theme :-{ -__-: after slamming the toilet seat :-{#} messages teasing people about their braces :-{) moustache :-{) normal smiling face with a moustache :-{} heavy lipstick :-{~ has read too many of the toilet paper articles previous to lunch :-| "have an ordinary day" :-| "have an ordinary day" smiley :-| grim :-| no expression :-| no expression face, 'that comment doesn't phase me' :-| 8( )- pregnant female :-|| angry :-} "Thish wine tashted pretty good" :-} beard :-} lipstick :-} normal smiling face with pretty lips :-} pretty lips :-} wears lipstick or some other lip appearance improving device :-} -oo-: taking matters into hand :-~) has a cold :/) not funny :/7) Cyrano de Bergerac :/i no smoking :3-< dog :8) pig ::-) wears glasses :< midget unsmiley :< what pretences! :<() African tribesman :<) from an Ivy League School :<)= for those with beards too :<= walrus :<| attends an Ivy League school := | Baboon := | baboon :=) has two noses :=8) baboon :> hmm, let me think... :> midget smiley :>) big nose :?) philosopher :@ what? :@) pig :C what? :D laughter :I Hmmm, not funny! :O yelling :Q what? :Q) John Q. Public :Ui smoking :Uj smoking (and smiling) :V woodpecker :V) woodpecker :X) hearing no evil :[ real downer :] Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend :^( has had his nose put out of joint; useful for replying to flames :^) 3/4 view of person with elf-type sharp nose :^) broken nose :^) smiley with pointy nose (righty) :^D "Great! I like it!" :^{ for those with moustaches :^{)> moustache and beard :_) nose sliding off face :c) big nose variant [Po-Jen J. Yang, pyang@rice.edu] :c< big nose variant [Po-Jen J. Yang, pyang@rice.edu] :n) funny-looking right nose :q vi user saying, "How do I get out of this damn emacs editor?" :u) funny-looking left nose :v) left-pointing broken nose :v) left-pointing nose :{ oh boy, the headmaster!... :} What should we call these? (what?) :~( nose put out of joint :~) Peter Ubberoth :~) needs a nosejob :~) pointy nose (righty) :~) smiling face needs a nosejob, no explanation necessary :~) ugly nose :~-( crying :~-) so happy, s/he is crying :~/ really mixed up ;( crying ;-( 'that makes me so mad that if I ever see you I'll punch your lights out' ;-( beaten up ;-( crying ;-( sad face gets his lights punched out ;-( sad or mad and got beat up ;-) a practical joker who played one too many and got beat up ;-) beaten up ;-) could be pirate smiling face?? ;-) crying with happiness ;-) getting fresh ;-) sardonic incredulity ;-) smiling face gets his lights punched out ;-) winking ;-) ===8 circumcised ;-) o===8 braggart ;-D a friendly, winking, laughing smile ;-\ Popeye beaten up ;-\ Popeye gets his lights punched out ;-| beaten up but silent ;-| no expression face gets his lights punched out ;-| says nothing but still gets beat up ;-} leer? (terminal dependent) ;^? punched out <&&> message concerning rubber chickens <*:oDX clown with bowtie and dunce <:-( disappointed <:-( dunce <:-) Vietnamese peasant <:-) dumb questions <:-)<<| in a space rocket <:-I dunce <:-O Eeek! <:>== a turkey emoticon <:I dunce <<<<(:-) hat salesman <= for messages about housing in the Snow Belt ||