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From: Savannah <sophie@g-dav.demon.co.uk>
Subject: Re: ASCII sucks! Why wont you make real pictures instead?
Date: 1996/08/04
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In article <4tr6e0$qii@mn5.swip.net>, KiNG LAO
<slattmon@mailbox.swipnet.se> writes
>Ascii suxx

Rather like your head ... It's been vaccumed out so that nothings left
((of whatever was there in the first place))

We don't make real picture because using the keys is an art in itself.
But of cause, only clever ppl can make ascii art. Not YOU for instance.
Here's a fat flame for ya :-

                              ~FLAME FORM~




 Dear:

  [ ] Clueless Newbie         [+] Loser         
  [ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer   [+] Idiot
  [ ] Me too er               [+] Geek
  [ ] Spammer                 [+] Nerd           
  [ ] Fed                     [ ] FLAMENET
  [+] Other: Unbearably self-righteous person


 You Are Being Flamed Because:

  [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test/nl.test
  [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
  [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
  [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
  [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
  [ ] You started an off-topic thread
  [+] You posted a "ASCII ART SUCKS" message
  [ ] You said "me too" to something
  [ ] You don't know which group to post in
  [+] You suck
  [ ] You brag about things that never happened
  [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
  [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
  [ ] You crossposted
  [ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
  [+] I don't like your tone of voice
  [ ] I think you might be a member of CO$
  [ ] I think you might be a fed


 To Repent, You Must:

  [ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/Planet Internet account
  [+] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
  [+] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
  [ ] Actually post something relevant
  [ ] Read the FAQ!
  [ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
  [+] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
  [+] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
  [ ] Post your tests to alt.test/nl.test


 In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

  [ ] Blow me
  [+] Get a life
  [ ] Never post again
  [+] I pity your dog
  [ ] Go to hell
  [ ] I think your IQ must be 0
  [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
  [+] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
  [ ] All of the above

End of Flame.

Have a nice day
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